douche bag upstairs
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- harlequino
Ugh. Why o why must I live beneath someone who thinks he is the lead singer of Fleetwood Mac? Why?!
Couple times a week, he gets the guys in his "band" over to "rehearse." Bad harmonies, worse lyrics. And bass drum mimicking thumpy thumps on my ceiling.
O christ, he using vibrato in his voice now. :(
- joyride0
oh please record it for all of us to here... at least that will be kinda fun
- Jaline0
you better not say anything bad about Stevie Nicks...
- harlequino0
Imagine a drunk C++ prgrammer trying to channel Stevie.
Yeah, not so pretty.
- Jaline0
ok, I get it. But I do love Stevie.
- ********0
its ironic that your site is called 'http://www.pleasewhisper.com/'
:D
- harlequino0
haha, yes.
Jesus, this is like listening to a pirate.
But the pirate is wearing Gap clothes.
- ********0
- Jaline0
you should play some obnoxious music too.
- harlequino0
Maybe I'll do my Tiny Tim impression.
And get the cat to join in.Oh shit! They broke out the mandolin. And...yup...they're seguing into R.E.M. songs.
Ok, I'm doin a shot, and goin to bed. With earplugs.
- Jaline0
slay them
- TheBlueOne0
This is the reason God invented Slayer.
Tomorrow morning, you point your stereo speakers directly at the ceiling at aprox 4:59 am and let "Angel of Death" fucking rip.
If he gives you lip, well, you know what to say...
- harlequino0
"This is the reason God invented Slayer."
Funnier sentence than one thinks.
:D
- ********0
when my neighbours do that i turn on a porn and turn it really loud
that seems to bring people to quiteness
everyone wants to hear people pumping
i once went to get a laundry and heard these couple doing it really loud. as i turned the corner i saw a guy just standing in the middle listening pondering what i was pondering, "which room is it" and is she hot?
me and him looked and just chuckled and both of us walked away. only to find another guy at the other end standing and listening. obviously stopped by the loud passionate sounds a girl resonating through out the hallway, still holding his garbage bag with slippers on. it was hypnotizing. it was the animal call of the man enticed by voyeurism of another. as the faceless woman exerted her inner desires, the hallway of flickering florescent light can be heard. it has reach its normal. everyone passed each other rushed in their rooms with out looking each or wanting to know one another. it will always remain in the minds of men who sees a woman on their floor, 'was she it?'
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- Jaline0
heh @ slayer
- harlequino0
"still holding his garbage bag with slippers on"
Lol@ JSK
Brilliant image.
- joyride0
for real, i don't know anyone that would just move on when one hears some sexin'
I've heard some crazy shit...
- ********0
"jived version
when muh ma fuckin neighbours do dat ah turn on uh porn an' turn it really loud
dat seems ta bring peeps ta quiteness
brothas wants ta hear peeps pumping
ah once jet ta git uh laundry an' heard deez couple doin' it really loud. as ah turned da corner ah seen uh guy just standing in da middle listening pondering what ah wuz pondering, "which room iz it" an' iz she hot?
me an' him looked an' just chuckled an' both o' us walked away. only ta find another guy at da other end standing an' listening. obviously stopped by da loud passionate sounds uh ho resonating through out da hallway, still holding his garbage bag wiff slippers on. it wuz hypnotizing. it wuz da animal page o' da nig enticed by voyeurism o' another. as da faceless biotch exerted her inner desires, da hallway o' flickering florescent light can be heard. it has reach its normal. brothas passed each other rushed in they rooms wiff out looking each or wanting ta know one another. it will always remain in da minds o' men who sees uh biotch on they floor, 'was she it?'
- PonyBoy0
I think you should grab a set of bongos, knock on their door and ask if you can 'lay down some sweet beats over their fresh lyrics'... when they say 'no'... look sad and just stand there and wait...
... and he if still says no... let him close the door - repeat the process every 10 minutes until they either let you play...or they stop.
If they call the police... well... like BlueOne said... 'you know what to say...'
My idea here is to not let them get to you - but in fact turn what they're doing to everyone else on them... and you in turn can play your bongos in peace.
Just a thought though... I am stoned right now.
- ********0
ah crap that reminds that i forgot to buy the POlice tickets today
crap
- mayo0
Shoot them if they start covering Wilson Phillips.