Clownocide
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- PonyBoy0
must've been a shitty circus... 20-50 spectators?
but c'mon... who hasn't wanted to shoot a clown at least ONCE in their life?
- k0na_an0k0
Clowns!?!
I bet it still was funny. I mean shit... they're fucking clowns. Every second of every day they're funny... even while getting shot.
- harlequino0
"That one clown got knocked right out of his huge shoes. Funnest massacre I have ever seen."
-local Bogota resident
- ********0
"He got shot, and his body flew back and he hit the ground but his legs never moved and he just kind of bounced back up and his torso went in a circular motion for awhile ... he was dead on impact of the bullet ... but some how, some why ... he knew the show must go on ... for the kids.
Unfortunately blood starting shooting out of his mouth and he defecated his pants, which to his credit, is a part of his act."
- Other Bogotan eyewitness.
- ********0
Remember that clown that got crushed by like a hot-air balloon not too long ago?
hahah, man.
Who knew clown society was simliar to that of Borden and Angiers in magic, always trying to outdo one another.
- PonyBoy0
"I shit myself laughing..."
- another Bogotan Resident
- TheBlueOne0
Why am I hearing Joe Pesci's voice in my head right now?
- harlequino0
I can see the movie version now. It's a scene between Joe Pesci (clown) and Clint Eastwood (shooter).
Pesci: "What am I? Some fuckin clown to you? I mean, I realize how I am dressed right now, but still...what? no fuckin respect? I might as well have some cock stuck on my nose rather than this little red ball? So that's all I am to you? A clown?"
Eastwood looks Pesci over for a minute, eyes squinting against the searing Columbian sun.
Eastwood: "No.
You're a dead man."
*Bang Bang!*
FADE TO BLACK
- Jaline0
I was scared shitless by "IT" as a child. While I would be fine with killing evil clowns, the nicer ones just deserve some torture or something. But not death.
- k0na_an0k0
A woman once told me to f*ck her silly.
So I put on a clown costume and hit her in the head with a brick.
- Andrew Dice Clay
- harlequino0
Hahahahahaha
Gotta love the Dice.
