Hotness Killers
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- ********0
ewww sushi,
- ********0
i meanm, euurrrrgh! sushi
- kelpie0
I find you can push that theory only so far - my hump back and hapsburg jaw with left sided palsy really fucks up my chances and I'm a personality super nova, as you know...
- ********0
well i guess it's true, but i can personally point you to a bald midget who looks like an albino gary coleman, who bangs models and strippers two at a time. I'm like "what the fuck??? how'd you do that???!!!!!"""
- ********0
but yes, you ARE a personlity super nova :)
- kelpie0
does he have to wrap his cock round his ankle to walk comfortably? just fishing for logic here...
- kelpie0
I've just realised that "personality super nova" means that I'd be a great laugh for 5 minutes then shrink into a cold dull dwarf, then turn into a great sucking black hole of doom and destruction.
good analogy then.
- ********0
nope. nor is he rich. he's pushing 40 too.
- ********0
I've just realised that "personality super nova" means that I'd be a great laugh for 5 minutes then shrink into a cold dull dwarf, then turn into a great sucking black hole of doom and destruction.
good analogy then.
kelpie
(Feb 16 07, 04:20)aww, dont be so harsh on yourself there. I thought you were wicked. Worthy of respect and allegiance.
- kelpie0
that midget's patter must be solid gold
- paraselene0
i dunno about hotness killers. the human mind can acclimate itself to damn near anything.
bad teeth used to put me off otherwise lovely fellahs, but then i realised that britain is comprised of islands.
a girl can only withdraw from the society of man for so long...
- ********0
no shit...
- ********0
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- paraselene0
haha.
- HumanMale0
Hairy biff.
- ********0
hi kids.
whats up.
- paraselene0
hiya moth! hey, meet me in the friday thread to discuss our drink this evening, okay?
- Nairn0
Greed'n'Arrogance.
- Nairn0
..and ignorance.
- honest0
Lady's facial hair.