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- jox
Does anybody watch CSI?
My god, those shows are ultra suckage. I happened to catch an episode of CSI: Miami the other night and the way things fall into place is just incredibly stupid.
They found an uncut diamond on the floor where a murder had just been commited, and that diamond alone gave them the entire scenario:
"Oh, oh!! I know. They're smuggling diamonds, I bet the killer is at a jewelry store right about now! Check the computer for anyone who frequently flies to Belgium because that's where all diamonds come from..!"Two seconds later, PLINK!, a suspect shows up on the screen, with photo, work address, social #.. so they go pay a visit. What do you know, it was her. So David Caruso says something that's actually pretty dull but in an overly dramatic way.. and then ...cut to end titles.
End rant.
- madirish0
i have not read a word you wrote, but we are having a blizzard here today, jox. i thought you would like to know that...
- jox0
Good thing you have that famous Q badge on your sled then :D
- spendogg0
David Caruso can eat a bag of dicks.
- madirish0
haha! i was just tossin' it around the neighborhood streets here w/ pendulum turns.... ;)
- chossy0
If you want excitement you should watch me make wolf paste, frighteningly fast and hells a scarey to boot.
- jox0
Nothing like doing a scandinavian flick in every street corner - That and skiing is the only thing I like about the winter.
I miss having a Q :(
- jox0
lol @ chossy
- k0na_an0k0
David Caruso can't say one fuckin thing on that show without first putting on his glasses, then putting on a face like he's got a steaming load of fresh crap in his pants.
"Cain, looks like the killer is closing in on his next victim"
Cain:
*puts on glasses
*shits pants
"Not if we get to him first"YOU FUCK! CSI is a much better show but either way, some of the shit they do is just impossible and everythings timeline is squeezed down into a 45 minute show.
- jox0
Hahah so true.
Here's a shitload of Caruso one-liners
- k0na_an0k0
OMG JOX! I was laughing so fuckin hard at that video!
- CP120
Almost as bad as Walker , Texas ranger.
- chossy0
how can anybody put up with that bozo caruso I mean this guy is sheiiisssseeeeeeeaaarrrrggggghhh...
- forcetwelve0
also noted on 24 here last night.
jack always gets up after detonating some massive bomb or jumping off a building - straight into the car and on the phone to chloe. "chloe, listen to me, we don't have much time"
i swear he says that 3 times each episode.
- jox0
HAhaahah YES!
And after the "We don't have much time", he always say
"I need you to..."
- -sputnik-0
also, the legal garbage on csi is so far fetched, it's really quite lame
- Jaline0
By the way, you watched the worst CSI with the worst lead actor.
The other two are awesome, particularly CSI:NY. And while some of the cases seem fake, you have to add some entertainment value to it. Also, I learned that it helps to watch the episodes from the beginning to understand subtle interactions between characters. Some of the episodes are major suckage, whereas others are great (like the one directed by Tarantino).
/explanation
heh
- jox0
I also love the fact that the difference between a CSI and a swat is wiped out completely.
Forensics in Hummers are storming warehouses where terrorists are in. LMAO!
- Jaline0
also, the legal garbage on csi is so far fetched, it's really quite lame
-sputnik-
(Feb 14 07, 13:47)entertainment value...again (it's easy to disregard in good episodes).
- jox0
There are two types of entertainment value;
One is where you go "God, he is SO lame!"
the other one is
"Go Jack! Go!!! Torture that sanawabish!!!"
- -sputnik-0
true jaline...but for me to suspend some disbelief, the show has to inspire me a bit. i think these csi shows just don't, so when they depict something incorrectly it just becomes annoying.