mayo
- Started
- Last post
- 13 Responses
- jox
Here's a little something I wrote for you on this special day:
My dog's name is Blue
and I'm so lucky to have
a sweet thang like you.Yore hair is like cornsilk
a-flapping in the breeze
Softer than Blue's
and without all them fleas.You move like the bass,
which excite me in May.
You ain't got no scales
but I luv you anyway.Yo're as satisfy'n as okry
jist a-fry'n in the pan.
Yo're as fragrant as "snuff"
right out of the can.You have som'a yore teeth,
for which I am proud;
I hold my head high
when we're in a crowd.On special occasions,
when you shave under yore arms,
well, I'm in hawg heaven,
and awed by yore charms.Still them fellers at work,
they all want to know,
what I did to deserve
such a purdy, young doe.Like a good roll of duct tape
yo're there fer yore man,
to patch up life's troubles
and fix what you can.Yo're as cute as a junebug
a-buzzin' overhead.
You ain't mean like those far ants
I found in my bed.Cut from the best cloth
like a plaid flannel shirt,
you spark up my life
more than a fresh load of dirt.When you hold me real tight
like a padded gunrack,
my life is complete;
Ain't nuttin' I lack.Yore complexion, it's perfection,
like the best vinyl sidin'.
despite all the years,
yore age, it keeps hidin'.Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie
with a RC cold drank,
we go together
like a skunk goes with stank.Some men, they buy chocolate
for Valentine's Day;
They git it at Wal-Mart,
it's romantic that way.Some men git roses
on that special day
from the cooler at Kroger.
"That's impressive," I say.Some men buy fine diamonds
from a flea market booth.
"Diamonds are forever,"
they explain, suave and couth.But for this man, honey, these won't do.
Cause yo're too special, you sweet thang you.
I got you a gift, without taste nor odor,more useful than diamonds...
IT'S A NEW TROLLIN' MOTOR!!
- Jaline0
mmmm...mayo
- k0na_an0k0
Ah that's nice.
*copies and pastes into an email to the wife
This is SO gonna get me some!
And mayo. Your question on the fitclub will be answered soon. She's been super busy.
- jox0
My AMAZING poem dies with only 2 replies?
YUO GYUS SUKC!
- mg330
I watched An Officer and a Gentleman this weekend for the first time.
Mayo-Naise!
- mayo0
oh my green-eyed hero
i'm sweet on you too
cuz ain't nuthin' can beat
my joxie-poo:D
- jox0
Awww... :D
*mwah*
- k0na_an0k0
Roses are Red
Jox has a way with the ladies
But when they're not looking
He gives them scabiesLove you jox.
haha
- jox0
You know, k0na, if I was younger and liked cock, I would've wrote something for you too.
^_^
- k0na_an0k0
It's never too late to enjoy a good cock.
It took my hands six minutes to bring themselves to write that. That's a good sign.
- jox0
I can tell that it's about one eighth of hetrosexuality in that post, so s'cool.
^_^
- grunttt0
i love y'all.
- mayo0
here's another one for you jox
alllaalllkallalaa
llalalaalllkaalalakala
lallaklakalalaa
lalakaand I mean it :)
- jox0
Mayo,
urdy gurdy hurty flurty schnipp schnipp to you too :D