Funny Story!!
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- mg33
Last night my band played a show at a venue in Chicago, and a friend that was there did the following:
He thought one of our friends was taking a dump in the bathroom stall. There was only one stall, the door barely closed, and you know how bar bathrooms can be - this was not the kind of place anyone could be comfortable shitting.
So the friend walked in there and saw someone in the stall, and he thought it was another friend of ours who was there.
So he yells:
"Hey man, who takes a shit when they're out at night?"
Louder:
"Who takes a shit at a bar man? Why?"Screaming:
"WHO TAKES A SHIT AT THE BEAT KITCHEN! WHO SHITS HERE!!!!!!!??? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU MOTHERFUCKER????!!!!"Then, he took a big handful of paper towels, maybe he got them wet, and slung them over the wall of the stall onto the friend who was pooping.
Then the guy went to the wall urinal to pee, and he has like a floppy mohawk and the sides shaved, tough looking. Another guy came in to use the wall urinal, a big muscle guy or something.
The guy who was pooping walked out, AND IT WAS NOT THE FRIEND HE THOUGHT IT WAS!
It was this scrawny guy, who ended up being the bass player in the headlining band.
He walked out, stopped and looked at both of them - a bodybuilder and a guy with a mohawk! Just stood there for a second, then went to wash his hands and left.HOW HUMILIATING!!!!!!!
He was telling that story at the table we were at and people were just dying laughing. So damned funny.
- jox0
LMAO! Awesome story man!
- grunttt0
classy!
- jevad0
you stay classy chicago!
- mg330
bump for the workers.
- Ramanisky20
good one ... haha
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