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- georgesIII0
"Life is a grand scheme orchestrated by water to be able to move against gravity."
- ifiwasntintherapgame (reddit user)
- monospaced0
"I think that you guys are taking this a little too personally. The question was posed to QBN who had either positive feedback or suggestions. Not to the dicks who frequent the site to give "real" designers a hard time, because of a lack of social life and or serious design skills. The idea that you even have time to post stupid ass comments when there is so much opportunity in the world for progression is beyond me. Get a life..... assholes."
— move- He thinks there's a difference between QBN and these so-called "dicks." The thought is touching, no?monospaced
- The irony...monospaced
- can i touch you?CALLES
- monospaced0
"HAHAHAHAH listen I don't need you to be a smartass on here, alright? Either you answer my question, or you go off and have your laugh about someone else, alright? Thanks."
-- infestationofthemind
- wow, and the thread it came from went down shortly after I posted this gemmonospaced
- Or was it all created by your subconscious.aanderton
- no, it is real...this user was looking for an fffffound invitemonospaced
- Lol at the serious answer there monospaced. Yeah I know it was real. I was there mocking him too.aanderton
- lolmonospaced
- CALLES0
“"He was like 'Where's my food at?' and I'm like 'I'm not gonna give you anything' so he smacked my sandwich and he pushed me or something and it escalated from there...”
Vergie Dean says her 6'3 300 pound son
- ok_not_ok0
Airforce: "No guts, No glory!"
Marines: "No retreat, No surrender!"
Army: "No pain, No gain!"
Security Guards: "No I.D, No entry!"
- kodap0
grooooo grelrkrrrr grrrr rrrr grroooo
- Chewbacca
- MHDC0
1. Crapped in their living room and ate it.
2. Vomited from eating the crap, and then ate the vomit.
3. Caused the wife to throw up, and then ate that too.-mg33
- CALLES0
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
Lily Tomlin
- plash0
"plash, it's a distinguished creative firm, these sorts of things are to be expected." this is in regards to jacking off at work.
by ThePublics (http://www.qbn.com/topics/63985... )stay classy qbn...
- kenteeko0
The worst hair of all is when you get a girlfriend hair wrapped round you're wee todge, you pull and it go's on forever. Somehow managing to swaddle its self under the most sensitive of skin foldings.
-Juanmonk (QBN)
- CALLES0
"Living in general is dangerous,"
Putin
- dbloc0
"Craig has a lot of "Fuck You" money that he made before Craigslist."
-Russell (http://twitter.com/russellquote...
- MHDC0
"Cunth"
-zenmasterfoo
- plash0
"But some very famous web designers have told me how much they love the layout."
-typographyshop
http://www.qbn.com/typographysho…
- Lillebo0
"Fuck you, you car-wash cunt. I had a dental appointment!"
- Susie Greene, from Curb Your Enthusiasm
- plash0
"The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple."
Oscar Wilde"First get your facts; then you can distort them at your leisure."
Mark Twain
- neandersthal0
"You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard ya hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward."
-Rocky Balboa
- tangoxray30
Well, you went uptown ridin' in your limousine
With your fine Park Avenue clothes
You had the Dom Perignon in your hand
And the spoon up your nose
Ooh, and when you wake up in the mornin'
With your head on fire
And your eyes too bloody to see
Go on and cry in your coffee
But don't come bitchin' to me
- tangoxray30
But someday we'll all be together once more
when all of the ships come back to the shore.
