Quote someone
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- dbloc0
Nothing teaches discipline like violence.
-Russell
- SteveJobs0
"Quote someone"
-mocaloca
- dan53820
"I think everyone should adopt a waitress, from their local bar..."
-Mac Lethal
- dan53820
"When my time comes.... It had better wear a studded condom"
-Sage Francis
- elahon0
"Fuck you and your cheeseburger, motherfucker."
- fat dude from the "Texas Cheeseburger" thread.
- georgesIII0
"I saw how the fruit that you use for juicing looks like"
- Maikel(what he has seen can not be unseen)
- georgesIII0
"wash your clothing you hipster fucks "
- xcarlx
- JackRyan0
"snowing up there?
Oh! To cool to answer questions huh!?
WELL FUCK YOU!!!
FUCKING FUCK!!!
PIECE OF SHIT!!!
You damn miserable bastard...
great...now I'm...
I'm crying in my cube now
HAPPY, YOU SON OF A BITCH!?
NOW THAT IM OPENLY WEEPING!?
OPENLY WEEPING AND MASTURBATING?
HUH!?
HAPPY THAT I'M USING MY OWN TEARS AS LUBE FOR MY GIGANTIC MONSTER COCK!?
ITS LIKE A STACK OF TUNA CANS!!!
Remind me to slap you in the face with it next time I see you!"- Jesse
- partdeux0
"My next girl, will be nothing like my ex girl..."
— The Black Keys
- elDoctor0
You only get one life. There's no God, no rules, no judgments, except for those you accept or create for yourself. And once it's over, it's over. Dreamless sleep forever and ever. So why not be happy while you're here. Really. Why not?
- CALLES0
Is anyone else noticing a trend here? Decades of onslaught by Republicans (and many Democrats, as well) and business friendly interests have led to the complete inability or unwillingness of government to regulate our food safety, our water, our financial markets, our mines, and now, tragically, our offshore drilling programs. And in every case, defanging the regulators has led to expensive disasters. All so a select few can make more and more money.
John Cole
- CALLES0
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.
Oscar Levant
- CALLES0
In order to disprove the law that all crows are black, it is enough to find one white crow.
Dr William James
- Christa0
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
— Ben Franklin
- BuddhaHat0
"WTF... I DID NOT POST THIS IMAGE. It was meant to be Evil Knievel's bike!!!!!"
goldieboy from page 2 of the Happy Childhood Things thread...
- dasmeteor0
Dear Lord Baby Jesus.
— Ricky Bobby
