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- VectorMasked0
"Ikwikwi nyuru ahuru si umunna ya kwere ya egwu, ha si ya "tufia" anghi ekwere ihe ojoo egwu"
-Some African dude
- Point50
"Dogs shouldn't have penises... can't the vet cut that thing off already?"
My wife referring to out Wheaton Terrier's constant self-fellating
- thirsty0
"I don't fall asleep to dream."
-Fiona Apple
- flavorful0
“I want to be inside Fiona Apple.”
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- CP120
Good ones Streets, I mean CALLES.
I really like that Nichi one.
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"Ikwikwi nyuru ahuru si umunna ya kwere ya egwu, ha si ya "tufia" anghi ekwere ihe ojoo egwu"-Some African dude
VectorMasked
(May 16 07, 10:41)In english:
"An Owl farted and demanded to be praised by his kinsmen, they mocked him that it is not right to dance to an abomination."
- MelC0
"For every mile of road, there's two miles of ditch."
- Stompin' Tom Conners
- VectorMasked0
"My sexual encounters with Vector have been the most fulfilling and satisfying experiences ever. The orgasmic pleasure he gave me and his clear knowledge of the woman's body changed my life completely"
-Scarlet Johanson
- MelC0
razors pain you
rivers are damp
acids stain you
and drugs cause cramp
guns aren't lawful
nooses give
gas smells awful
you might as well live.- Dorothy Parker
- planet010
Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
-Fight Club
- version30
We cannot assume the injustice of any actions which only create offense, and especially as regards religion and morals. He who utters or does anything to wound the conscience and moral sense of others, may indeed act immorally; but, so long as he is not guilty of being importunate, he violates no right.
-Karl Wilhelm von Humboldt
- Meeklo0
-Another caucasian dude?
-Does the pope shit in the woods?
- k0na_an0k0
-can i have your watch when you are dead?
- rodrigo: three amigos
- CALLES0
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The biggest threat to America today is not communism; it's moving America towards a fascist theocracy and everything that has happened during the Reagan administration. Is steering us right down that pipe.
Frank Zappa (1986)
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Friedrich Nietzsche
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"The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance."
--Aristotle
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You know, they call them fingers....but I've never seen them fing.
Otto ('The Simpsons')
- spreckels0
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- beedee0
"There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who believe there are only two kinds of people, and those who know better."
- Still Life with Woodpecker by Tom Robbins
- v-gates0
yup
emokid
(May 24 07, 12:04)