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- kerus
played frisbee with my aussie
ran to the gym for a bit
...
came home to find he pissed on a shopping bag i had with a new sweater in it.
and the bag was on my bed.little bastard!
- grunttt0
your dog will now piss on more sweaters thinking that he will be rewarded with a game of frisbee.
- RoomFive0
little bastard!
kerusLOL
- flavorful0
Buy him one of those sweaters that complete psychos put on their dogs to walk outside ...
And then piss on him.
It's the only way he'll understand.
- kerus0
your dog will now piss on more sweaters thinking that he will be rewarded with a game of frisbee.
--behavior reinforcement is the idea of rewarding a behavior after it happens. my dog has no delorian. i think im safe.
- kerus0
i have one of those psycho little sweaters. he wears it at xmas and completely spazzes out in it. its like sweater-shaped crackrock.
- aktive0
needs more glossy bevels
- RoomFive0
And then piss on him.
It's the only way he'll understand.
flavorfulOMG LOL, you guys are gonna get me sacked if i laugh out loud anymore at work today! ;)
- kerus0
i was like "wtf, why is this bag wet?"
...
"wtf, why is this sweater wet?"
...
"and yellowish"
..."YOU LITTLE FUCKER, ET TU BRUTEI?!?!?!?!"
- RoomFive0
lol @ kerus, that did it, i just lost my job!
- grunttt0
i saw a guy walking his dog the other day, pretty big dog, and it was wearing a regular human sweater, sleeves all down it's front arms. it was hilarious.
- KevinTx0
A while back..after a long night of drinks a very good looking girl ended up sleeping next to me in my bed. She took her pants off befoe passing out and immediatly all I could smell was rank piss. I laid there for about a hour, wide eyed. I was convinced she had pissed herself at some point during the night. The next day I realized that my dog had pissed on my bed before we got there. Damn it.
- contia10
My dog gets anxiety when I leave and throws up on my bed. The only place he goes!
- grunttt0
pets are fucked up like that. if i fail to clean the cat's litterbox, the next spot is the bed.
- kerus0
they claim that pets are not capable of spite but i have a pissy bedspread that says otherwise.
- blaw0
hey, kerus, you'd freak, too, if i wrapped you in a femine-colored straightjacket on christmas morning.
- Point50
get a dog cage / kennel. It works for my dog I have now. Seems cruel at first, but, keeps your shit safe; Dogs are like kids- They need routine. Most dogs won't piss or shit when they're in a cage they say... but my dog I had when I was kid did. I'd come home and he'd have pissed and shit at the edges of the cage and I'd have to take him in the back yard and hose him down... needless to say, that cage shit didn't last long with him.
- kerus0
ill have you know he has a very handsome little sweater thank you very much. its ARGYLE and i didnt even make him wear it this year.
- kerus0
ive had him for 5 years now, he's never needed crating nor done anything like this before.
it started with a small fuzzy rug i brought home and he pissed all over. i think now its just a case of breaking a bad habit i didnt know he had :(
- zombiewoof0
Quick test: when you and your pooch return from frisbee, do you open the door and let him run in, or do you go in first and invite the dog in. If it is the former you are not in control.
It is cause you treat him like a person ya big sissy. He's an animal and you have dominate the crap out of hime...just kidding, ;-)
but due to a fu**ed up dog at my inlaws' hosue I have started watching the increadible Cesar Millan on National Geographic's The Dog Whisperer
http://www9.nationalgeographic.c…and ALL dog issues boil down to one thing...its all your fault 'cause you are not the seen as the Alpha Male in his eyes...that man could make Cujo bring him his slippers without a drop of drool on 'em...
- kerus0
i dont know if its an alhpa male thing, all i have to do is stop what i'm doing and look at him and he sits immediately.
there will be a fistfight tonight if i have a pissy pillow.