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- M0NEYCIDE
I've not confided in you lot before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision.
I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs. The phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says,
"Just some friends from work. You don't know them."I sometimes stay awake to look out for her cab coming home, but she always comes walking up the drive as I hear the sound of a car leaving around the corner, as if she has gotten out and walked the rest of the way.
Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi at all?
I once picked up her mobile phone, just to see what time it was. This caused her to go completely berserk. She quickly snatched the phone out of my hand and cursed me hysterically, screaming that I should never touch her personal property. She then accused me of trying to spy on her.
Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down, I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.
I decided I was going to park my car next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the street around the corner when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Mazda RX-7 that I noticed a small amount of oil leaking from the rear diff.
So is this something I can easily repair myself or do I need special tools?
- version30
stop asking the computer for help and go give her a reason to not cheat on you. seriously.
- ants0
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahah...
- version30
bastard!
well played
- K_Fresh0
This joke is easily older than the internet.
- version30
the internet is roughly 37 yrs old and as you can tell, i had never heard that :(
- M0NEYCIDE0
personally i'd use duck tape. for the pipe and my bloody broken heart.
but yeah i stole it from another forum because i was so impressed with the result but i'm just kicking myself now for not making it design related. email or pm or something...ideas?
- Jaline0
ps - you can eat, not just a bag, but a BIG FUCKING SACK of dick!! And a satchel of sack!!!
jevad
(Oct 31 06, 08:15)
- MLP0
- Concrete0
Jaline, is that from jevad on TV thread?
Hillllarious!
- lofielectronic0
defo circa 2003 I think.
- JoshClancy0
haha soooooo good.
- Witt0
it's obvious the other guy goes out with your car aswell.
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- JerseyRaindog0
I'd sell it and switch to a Honda.
Or a Prius. Lots of stoopid people think they'll save the world that way.