the company party
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- robotron3k
is tonight. I need a sabatical, any tips or pointers to getting fired?
- johndiggity0
come on to your boss. works for either gender and if you are trying to get fired or laid, it's win/win.
- mrdobolina0
coke and interns?
- johndiggity0
that actually was good for a promotion at my last job.
- mpfree0
come dressed as GWB, everyone will love you
- mrdobolina0
hahah jd.
- mrdobolina0
I got it, robo, bring jazx with you!
- flavorful0
You really need pointers on how to get fired, haha?
Usually it's the other way around I thought.
- flavorful0
Step 1. Get a plate full of mashed potatoes.
Step 2. Unzip pants.
Step 3. Insert dick into mashed potatoes.
Step 4. Take dick out of mashed potatoes.
Step 5. Repeat 3, and 4 at varying speeds while maintaining eye contact with others and continuing to conversate like there is nothing out of the ordinary to have vigorous sex with a plate full of mashed potatoes in public.