The pimp called Apple
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- komkrktprod
Oh Apple how I love thee. My mom & my friends tell me that you ain't no good. But I'm confused and a follower.
..How u like to live the fast life and always switchin shit up on me but I love u. You make things look real good but after a while I see it ain't all its cracked up to be. Even your other hoes tell me you ain't shit sometimes. Yet still I can't leave.
I know u dont give a damn about me. Calling on me to shell out my hard earned money. And leaving me in the dust when I have none.
You and all your other hoes remind me that I ain't up to date when I say the new shit you kickin is not my taste.
Time after Time, I feel rejected by the sting of your pimp hand.
You have nicknamed it Innovation.
But alas, all them squares and their eggshell lookin PCs can not give me the life that I have with you.
from
apple whore
- chossy0
get back on the street bioaiaaaiaiiaoioaiiaoioiatch
- Mimio0
I'm thinking of Rae Dawn Chong in "Boulevard" right now.
- version30
i seriously wondered how son got off my ignore list when i read this :(
- mpfree0
my ignore has steadily increased.
wow, NT is fun again! Less bullshitting hippies.
:)
- komkrktprod0
the truth hurtz
- mrdobolina0
so how much, komkrktprod?
- komkrktprod0
599, for the works plus tax.
- mrdobolina0
nah I meant for your whoring services.
- komkrktprod0
trick...
i gotta offset the cost of this ass whippin that apple bout to lay down on me ya dig...no money, no honey