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- Concrete0
Your white tee, well to me looks like a nightgown.
Make ya mama proud take that thing two sizes down.flav, you are going to love me.
Got some awesome Outkast samples on their way!
- Concrete0
wrong thread sorry.
- rasko40
this thread was always doomed to fail.
- chossy0
it has since you turned up you morose sod
- weestu0
what do you call cheese that isn't yours?
nacho cheese.
all good in the granite city chossy :)
- rasko40
*jumps from beneath bush in pink ninja suit, shoots choosy with a splooge gun shouting "NYAH NYAH" LOL ROFLMAO
there ya go, I know that's the sort of stuff you go for.
- grunttt0
how do you get a nun pregnant?
fuck her.
- ********0
you're a fucking miserable cunt you are rasko.
- rasko40
at least I gain adjecives, I cant imagine attributing you with more than simply 'cunt'
- paraselene0
you're a fucking miserable cunt you are rasko.
Kuz
(Jan 11 07, 05:32)that's very funny. especially if you picture kuz saying it through a bullhorn into rasko's left ear whilst the two of them are sat side by side on an empty central line carriage.
lol!
- ********0
congratulations man. Nah nah, you deserve it.
- ********0
you're a fucking miserable cunt you are rasko.
Kuz
(Jan 11 07, 05:32)that's very funny. especially if you picture kuz saying it through a bullhorn into rasko's left ear whilst the two of them are sat side by side on an empty central line carriage.
lol!
paraselene
(Jan 11 07, 05:35)haha
- Concrete0
that's very funny. especially if you picture kuz saying it through a bullhorn into rasko's left ear whilst the two of them are sat side by side on an empty central line carriage.
lol!
paraselene
(Jan 11 07, 05:35)To think I wasn't listening to you in my dream.
*laughs, slaps own face
- _salisae_0
*pastes sentence composed by someone
*creates a division amongst the peoples of newstoday
*slaughters a pig with bare hands
*laughs and laughs an evil laugh
*realizes how meaningless everything is
- chossy0
laugh rasko4 why fight it.
I currently have a beagle puppy keeping me company today :D he's the sweetest little fella ever all soft and waggy plus he fully chews anything you pop in his mouth I have successfully made him eat like four plastic cups his owner (my boss) will be well pissed off with me he he. Plus he's a hound dog so he has the cutest little sort of baby howl he he *come ere you floppy eared chappy.
- chossy0
good lad weestu hows things with work and that, I have for some reason thought you were looking for work? are you employed or looking?.
- weestu0
i've been gainfully employed for over a year now with aberdeen college :)
was freelancing for a long time before that but found the unsteady income too tricky...
- chossy0
good lad glad you've got yourself a good steady job, Scotlands harder than mother fucker right now :/
- mpfree0
One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer, and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer, and started yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BAS**RD!!!!"
- mpfree0
There was an Scotsman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Wales. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train,there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Scotsman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped.
The Englishman was thinking: 'The Scottish fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.'
Claudia Schiffer was thinking: 'The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Scotsman and got slapped for it.'
And the Scotsman was thinking: 'This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make that kissing noise and slap that English b**tard again .