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- Crouwel0
i love teh Nairnian writings.
ugh.. i spent too much time with the Americans yesterday night..
:/
woke up late, missed the Briton chatter..
but here I am..
- Nairn0
Mr_Snuggles had a role to play in one of the most peculiar dreams I've ever had. I won't go into it in any detail, but in some ways, I'm kind of glad he's not here any more... :\
- Crouwel0
i know exactly what you are talking about, but i have to break it for you, that was not a dream.
- Nairn0
No, this wasn't real, of that I am certain - Asian women don't spontaneously transmogrify into cats, I know that much.
- paraselene0
i dunno... i rather fancy myself the slapping type... bit like scarlet o'hara...
*slap!
- paraselene0
No, this wasn't real, of that I am certain - Asian women don't spontaneously transmogrify into cats, I know that much.
Nairn
(Jan 11 07, 04:14)you need to get out more.
- Crouwel0
No, this wasn't real, of that I am certain - Asian women don't spontaneously transmogrify into cats, I know that much.
Nairn
(Jan 11 07, 04:14)ermm..well.. forget what i said..
i am quitting smoking so i don't know what you said..
i never had any weird and indecent experiences with snuggles..
NEVER! ok??
- paraselene0
get kelpie round, then we'll have LOADS of weird and indecent moments with snuggles stories...
- Concrete0
I didn't mean it was out of character for you to slap me, but for me not to have been listening to you.
Slap away.
- Crouwel0
Crikey, I forgot how sensuous and seductive I can be - thanks Para!
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Nairn
(Jan 11 07, 03:46)i actually laughed..
- Crouwel0
I 1S R؃L1nG !!!!!!!!
- paraselene0
well, now that snuggles is no longer here to defend himself, i shall console grunttt with the information that snuggs wet the bed in paris.
and that's what he gets for telling everyone about the time i was on the tube with the flu and sharted.
so dere.
(hiya snuggly, we miss you! x)
- bolus0
haha, that is just wrong para
- paraselene0
doh! if you put it in the anthology he'll SEE IT!
i thought it could just languish here in obscurity in the elms thread...
anyway, i've wet the bed many times, so i have. once i even wet a hammock!
- bolus0
sorry thought he was gone :(
now you'll have to make it up to him :)
- Kuz0
, i shall console grunttt with the information that snuggs wet the bed in paris.
paraselene
(Jan 11 07, 05:32)he did what??!!! ha!! I haven't done that since i was atleast 11!!! Looooser!!! L-OOOO-ZA!!!
*makes big L sign on forehead
- paraselene0
kuz, you liar. you know very well that the last time we got drunk together we bonded over our shared bedwetting history!
- Kuz0
excuse me, do you not read?
"I haven't done that since i was atleast 11"
that was my bed wettin story - circa 1992.
- Kuz0
fuck wait, i was 9!
it was 1990. End of third year at primary school
eugh, now look what you dun... i'm all in a tizz.
*leaves