No Uptime Hosting
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- kodap
Guaranteed Server Downtime
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"Exceptional service for an exceptional price. My only complaint is that technical support told me to fuck off when I called them, but everything else has been great."
--HAAHA! aWESOME!
- OSFA0
LOL !!!
"Don't like uploading your files via FTP? No problem! Send us your files on a floppy and we'll upload it for you. It's one of the many ways we do our best to accommodate your needs. Just remember, our floppy system does not accept Windows, Linux, or Mac floppies."
- digilee0
good to see dreamhost at the top of a list for once.
- mikotondria20
hahaha - try the 'support' form.
- bjm0
lol @ support form.
- jevad0
"Idiots who entered Google as a Host: 8 "
hahahha
- jevad0
Redundant Hosting
Our Redundant Department of Redundancy has a Redundant Server Failover System that will initiate a failover hosting in case of unexpected server uptime.AJAX Email
Our Web 2.0 Email Interface is open to all our clients and visitors. In the true spirit of Web 2.0, everyone is invited to read and edit your emails for the good of the general public.
- cosmo0
Hilarious.
- Crouwel0
this is funny. i thought about such a site a while ago, that it'd be funny to create a fake hosting company with plenty of downtime, glad someone thought the same!
i will email this to new clients and scare the shit out of them, just for jokes..
- Crouwel0
anyway, i'll take the 2 glowsticks and broken toaster, even though steve ballmer and ruby on boats sounds tempting too..
- Crouwel0
oh lawl, pls try the support form
- ItTango0
"i will email this to new clients and scare the shit out of them, just for jokes.."
CrouwelLOL! that's cruel.
the support alone will kill them!
- ItTango0
"Your First Name is Wrong"
I love it.