Hail Lizard Christ
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- digitalswarm0
Mary and Jo got it on, premarital style.
- mpfree0
"Flora has never mated, or even mixed, with a male dragon, and fertilized all the eggs herself, a process culminating in parthenogenesis, or virgin birth. Other lizards do this, but scientists only recently found that Komodo dragons do too."
yeahhhhh, that's what they think, that dude lizard broke out a long time ago and layed some wood
- ********0
build the church, make the tshirt and they will come.
- k0na_an0k0
Those lizards are going to hatch and have the head of the male zoo park ranger.
- digitalswarm0
The offspring are expected to look something like this:
- TheBlueOne0
Behold the Lizard Miracles:
- grunttt0
that lizard looks kinda slutty to me. i call bullshit.
- digitalswarm0
Holy crap.
I think that thing ran across a pond in the 3-2-1 Contact intro.
- TheBlueOne0
World's heating up and these fuckers are going to make a comeback...
*Prepares my English to Sleestack dictionary
- ml_will0
That's some Jurassic Park shit.
- harlequino0
All hail Dinosaur Neil!
- -scarabin-0
she had to quote fucking jurassic park in her interview
- digitalswarm0
All hail Dinosaur Neil!
- CALLES0
im totally going to use mary excuse next time i cheat and get someone pregnant... ill be like "Baby look at me in the face... i would never do that... its just that this angel chick came from heaven and wanted to have sex with me. how could i say no to an angel?"
- mpfree0
Michael Crichton was right after all!
fucking mother of all fucks
- digitalswarm0
Crichton just seemed to have wikipedia before everyone else.
- mpfree0
Crichton just seemed to have crabs before everyone else.
digitalswarm
(Dec 20 06, 15:01)