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- lemmys_wart0
Look at the big brains in the Wart.
TheBlueOne
(Dec 18 06, 15:32)Monkeys can, in fact, be taught copy and paste...
- dinky0
I farted.
- TheBlueOne0
Look at the big brains in the Wart.
- lemmys_wart0
Lorem Ipsum is simply dummy text of the printing and typesetting industry. Lorem Ipsum has been the industry's standard dummy text ever since the 1500s, when an unknown printer took a galley of type and scrambled it to make a type specimen book. It has survived not only five centuries, but also the leap into electronic typesetting, remaining essentially unchanged. It was popularised in the 1960s with the release of Letraset sheets containing Lorem Ipsum passages, and more recently with desktop publishing software like Aldus PageMaker including versions of Lorem Ipsum.
Contrary to popular belief, Lorem Ipsum is not simply random text. It has roots in a piece of classical Latin literature from 45 BC, making it over 2000 years old. Richard McClintock, a Latin professor at Hampden-Sydney College in Virginia, looked up one of the more obscure Latin words, consectetur, from a Lorem Ipsum passage, and going through the cites of the word in classical literature, discovered the undoubtable source. Lorem Ipsum comes from sections 1.10.32 and 1.10.33 of "de Finibus Bonorum et Malorum" (The Extremes of Good and Evil) by Cicero, written in 45 BC. This book is a treatise on the theory of ethics, very popular during the Renaissance. The first line of Lorem Ipsum, "Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet..", comes from a line in section 1.10.32.
The standard chunk of Lorem Ipsum used since the 1500s is reproduced below for those interested. Sections 1.10.32 and 1.10.33 from "de Finibus Bonorum et Malorum" by Cicero are also reproduced in their exact original form, accompanied by English versions from the 1914 translation by H. Rackham.
It is a long established fact that a reader will be distracted by the readable content of a page when looking at its layout. The point of using Lorem Ipsum is that it has a more-or-less normal distribution of letters, as opposed to using 'Content here, content here', making it look like readable English. Many desktop publishing packages and web page editors now use Lorem Ipsum as their default model text, and a search for 'lorem ipsum' will uncover many web sites still in their infancy. Various versions have evolved over the years, sometimes by accident, sometimes on purpose (injected humour and the like).
There are many variations of passages of Lorem Ipsum available, but the majority have suffered alteration in some form, by injected humour, or randomised words which don't look even slightly believable. If you are going to use a passage of Lorem Ipsum, you need to be sure there isn't anything embarrassing hidden in the middle of text. All the Lorem Ipsum generators on the Internet tend to repeat predefined chunks as necessary, making this the first true generator on the Internet. It uses a dictionary of over 200 Latin words, combined with a handful of model sentence structures, to generate Lorem Ipsum which looks reasonable. The generated Lorem Ipsum is therefore always free from repetition, injected humour, or non-characteristic words etc.
The standard Lorem Ipsum passage, used since the 1500s
"Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum."
Section 1.10.32 of "de Finibus Bonorum et Malorum", written by Cicero in 45 BC
"Sed ut perspiciatis unde omnis iste natus error sit voluptatem accusantium doloremque laudantium, totam rem aperiam, eaque ipsa quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Nemo enim ipsam voluptatem quia voluptas sit aspernatur aut odit aut fugit, sed quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt. Neque porro quisquam est, qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit, sed quia non numquam eius modi tempora incidunt ut labore et dolore magnam aliquam quaerat voluptatem. Ut enim ad minima veniam, quis nostrum exercitationem ullam corporis suscipit laboriosam, nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam nihil molestiae consequatur, vel illum qui dolorem eum fugiat quo voluptas nulla pariatur?"
1914 translation by H. Rackham
"But I must explain to you how all this mistaken idea of denouncing pleasure and praising pain was born and I will give you a complete account of the system, and expound the actual teachings of the great explorer of the truth, the master-builder of human happiness. No one rejects, dislikes, or avoids pleasure itself, because it is pleasure, but because those who do not know how to pursue pleasure rationally encounter consequences that are extremely painful. Nor again is there anyone who loves or pursues or desires to obtain pain of itself, because it is pain, but because occasionally circumstances occur in which toil and pain can procure him some great pleasure. To take a trivial example, which of us ever undertakes laborious physical exercise, except to obtain some advantage from it? But who has any right to find fault with a man who chooses to enjoy a pleasure that has no annoying consequences, or one who avoids a pain that produces no resultant pleasure?"
Section 1.10.33 of "de Finibus Bonorum et Malorum", written by Cicero in 45 BC
"At vero eos et accusamus et iusto odio dignissimos ducimus qui blanditiis praesentium voluptatum deleniti atque corrupti quos dolores et quas molestias excepturi sint occaecati cupiditate non provident, similique sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollitia animi, id est laborum et dolorum fuga. Et harum quidem rerum facilis est et expedita distinctio. Nam libero tempore, cum soluta nobis est eligendi optio cumque nihil impedit quo minus id quod maxime placeat facere possimus, omnis voluptas assumenda est, omnis dolor repellendus. Temporibus autem quibusdam et aut officiis debitis aut rerum necessitatibus saepe eveniet ut et voluptates repudiandae sint et molestiae non recusandae. Itaque earum rerum hic tenetur a sapiente delectus, ut aut reiciendis voluptatibus maiores alias consequatur aut perferendis doloribus asperiores repellat."
1914 translation by H. Rackham
"On the other hand, we denounce with righteous indignation and dislike men who are so beguiled and demoralized by the charms of pleasure of the moment, so blinded by desire, that they cannot foresee the pain and trouble that are bound to ensue; and equal blame belongs to those who fail in their duty through weakness of will, which is the same as saying through shrinking from toil and pain. These cases are perfectly simple and easy to distinguish. In a free hour, when our power of choice is untrammelled and when nothing prevents our being able to do what we like best, every pleasure is to be welcomed and every pain avoided. But in certain circumstances and owing to the claims of duty or the obligations of business it will frequently occur that pleasures have to be repudiated and annoyances accepted. The wise man therefore always holds in these matters to this principle of selection: he rejects pleasures to secure other greater pleasures, or else he endures pains to avoid worse pains."
(lolz if you read that ^)
- Gucci0
perhaps someone is noting lorem ipsum as a passage from the bible and are goading you into a discussion?
- flagellum0
what in the name of Irreducible Complexity is all of this about?
- gramme0
Intravenus De Milo
- Nairn0
ergo, vos silicis!
* stratocaster riff
(I don't for one second think that that's grammatically correct, but hell yeah - it's a cool)
- TheBlueOne0
EGO silicis
- Nairn0
amo kelpie.
that's about as far as my latin goes - conjugating the present tense for 'I love' and 'I fight'.
wish I knew what 'I rock' is.
- kelpie0
Vivamus? never
venenatis? seldom
vestibulum? every fucking day and then some
- TheBlueOne0
Kelpie contemno Nairn. Is puto ut Nairn has a magnus caput capitis quod has a turpis somes nidor.
Translation:
K3LPEI HAETS NAREN!!1!11 OMG LOL HA BLEIVAS TAHT NAREN HAS A BIG HEAD AND HAS A FU BODY ODOR!1111!1 OMG
- kelpie0
I know
- TheBlueOne0
Kelpie contemno Nairn. Is puto ut Nairn has a magnus caput capitis quod has a turpis somes nidor.
- Nairn0
i hate you, kelpie.
- kelpie0
FLAEGLUM
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PRAAS3NT!11!!! OMG WTF SODAELS PLAECRAT ELIT!!11!!!!1 OMG LOL CURABITUR CONGUE NISI SIT M3T NONUMY TAMPOR 2R2R NISI VEN3NATIS SAPEIN EGAT TINCIDUNT ARCU ANIM AG3T LOREM!!111 WTF DONEC UT 2R2R NON DIM ELAIEFND POSU3RE!!1!!11! WTF VESTIBULUM AC LECTUS!1!111 OMG WTF MAEC3NAS ALAMENTUM URNA!11111 OMG WTF INTAGER ID ANIM!1!!1 OMG ETIM SAGITIS 2R2R ID MOLIS VOLUTPAT F3LIS AST POSUER3 MAURIS V3L FARMANTUM QUM ORCI NON SAPEIN!!1!!! MORBI NISL SEM COMODO NAC VIEVRA SIT MAT IMP3RDEIT VEL SAPEIN!!!1!1! OMG VIVMUS CONVALIS NIBH ID V3HICULA CURSUS MI PURUS TINCIDUNT LECTUS N3C DAPIBUS JUS2 NIBH AC NAQUE!!111!11! LOL FUSCE AC NUNC!!!!1!!! LOL SUSPANDISA POT3NTI!!!1!!1 WTF LOL UT CONSAQUAT FRNGILA LACTUS!!11!11 ALIQUM ERAT VOLUTPAT!1!!!!11 LOL NULA FACILISI!!1!!1 LOL VASTIBULUM QUIS LIEBRO N3C NISI 3LEMENTUM 3UISMOD!1!!!!1! OMG DONEC AT LOR3M ULTRIECS NULA PORTA VIEVRA!!!1! WTF QUISQU3 ULTRIECS 2R2R 3U MASA!1!1!! DONAC GRAVIDA 3RAT EGET 3UISMOD VOLUTPAT LECTUS QUM F3RMANTUM LIEBRO 3T TRISTIQUE ANTE MAURIS QUIS FELIS!1!!1!!!! OMG DONEC N3C NULA!11!!!1 OMG LOL MAEC3NAS V3L EROS
!1!!111! WTFNairn
(Dec 18 06, 08:01)
- morilla0
Fuss, cheatin' beer farm, good fried had drive liniment fishin' feud boxcar. Nothin', shed her cooked, ass knickers fightin', redblooded mud out put beer out farmer. Rottgut, range bootleg water horse gal, rat that sittin' firewood wirey fishin' how fightin'. Cabin, snakeoil trailer hardware shack, him commencin'. Hootch, him weren't overalls gospel rottgut cow jumpin' kickin' come them jezebel tar.
- k0na_an0k0
Yes paleface.
- Nairn0
huh.
I didn't realise that American Indian sterotypes were versed in pig latin?