Paris Christmas Meatlof
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- verbalchi
Aren't there any greased down and waxed and built and bulging boys out there who want to come in close for the real thing frenchie styles?
Who's gonna make my Christmas come true? Who's gonna shove the boat to shore and slide down my chimney, drink my milk and stuff my stockings?
And be gone before I wake, after leaving gifts under my trunk?
Who's gonna be my Sandy Chaz!?!
- ********0
While I appreciate his sentiment, I'm not yet bored of girls.
- ********0
Sailors.........
- kelpie0
aaaaah the joys of Ketamine in the morning...
- verbalchi0
Ketamine and Meatlof!
Who needs that coffee and that stale muffin?
- paraselene0
present, sir.
- verbalchi0
lets STICK together
i can feel the tootpick
- vespa0
rasko, is that you?
- ********0
no, it is Noel Joel. Santa from the South.
- Concrete0
no, it is Noel Joel. Santa from ze South, zat likes it in ze mouth
Crouwel
(Dec 18 06, 02:22)
- ********0
no, it is Noel Joel. Santa from ze South, zat likes it in ze mouth, though, beware of his sunday punch, the man has K's for lunch,
Crouwel
(Dec 18 06, 02:22)
- Concrete0
no, it is Noel Joel. Santa from ze South, zat likes it in ze mouth, though, beware of his sunday punch, the man has K's for lunch,
Christmas comes more than once a year for this jolly festive frenchy queer!
Crouwel
(Dec 18 06, 02:52)
- verbalchi0
so come on and give a cheer
my boys who so like itback there
in the rear!
O cum on ye faithful!
- ********0
no, it is Noel Joel. Santa from ze South, zat likes it in ze mouth, though, beware of his sunday punch, the man has K's for lunch,
Christmas comes more than once a year for this jolly festive frenchy queer!Oh,
Sailors, board me now
Sailors, board me now,
Oh eat me, drink me,
I'll be your fertile cow,Crouwel
(Dec 18 06, 02:52)
- verbalchi0
yo thin man!
get out of my sand box!
- ********0
i want my fucking song back.
it's like the time i first showed withnail and i to all my friends, and now all they do is quote it and ruin it.
Ruin, I tell you.
Ruin!
- verbalchi0
of course you don't mean my laudable paraphrase and respective quoting, do you?
you were referring to the olive pit, the toothpick right! the thin cruel man.
the song was never yours anyway coward. you are neither sailor nor frog!
- Concrete0
*helpfully whispers 'he's a moth' to verbalchi.
- verbalchi0
thank you very much, tête de béton, but i was simply trying to remind him of his status
filthy, ugly annoying creature who just can stay away from the light
hence he gets burned often
- mpfree0
hahahah.
*see 'Ask Dinky' thread
- ********0
Ton chaland est mon chieux.