Mistletoe?
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- mpfree
Need some for a party, so I can get my first kiss and try and get a girl wasted so I can get sex for the first time.
Where can I get it?
- ********0
New Zealand.
- Nairn0
*unzips fly
there's some down here, mpfree - but you know what you gotta do first..
*winks
*shudder
sorry - sometimes I get the urge to say these things - i don't know why. i'm sorry.
- ********0
hahahah
- mpfree0
hmmm, that doesn't smell like a flower
- Nairn0
huh?
*sniffs own crotch
Smells like cherry to me.
- ********0
Cherry? Really?
I guess I always get that and Strawberry mistaken for each other.
I mean ...
Whatever you say it smells like.
- Nairn0
that's the clever bit, see.
i dip my scrotum in cherry flavouring - the kids love it.
- Gucci0
Cameltoe is just as effective at christmas time.
if that's hovering over you, you're 10 times likelier to get laid.
- ********0
Is it like Sasha Cohen camel toe? Or some fat lady who for some reason still wears spandex because it feels rite camel toe?
- Gucci0
tis the time for giving AND receiving... not the time for judging.
- mpfree0
Kitten's Breath?
- ********0
don't do it. Mistletoe is endangered.