In the mornin...
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- 5timuli
...don't say you love me... cause I'll only kick you out the door.
- cosmo0
I love you.
- 5timuli0
Shut up bitch... and get out the door.
- cosmo0
It's cold outside. Can we cuddle?
- 5timuli0
Only if you have some gin... and Noble Roman's pizza.
- 5timuli0
and ten dolla
- cosmo0
I have a burning desire to cuddle and some salt.
- 5timuli0
Deal. Get my wife some Papa John's cheese sticks and it's a deal. See you in ten. Night night.
- cosmo0
I might have $5 bucks on me. Will that do?
- cosmo0
Keep the wife out of this. It's between you and I.
- e-pill0
i have a warm roll of quarters
- 5timuli0
$5 and some Dilly Bars? You whore, I'm not that cheap...
Meet me round the back of Wendy's on 82nd, I'm hungee.
- 5timuli0
Riht.
Night.
Hoors.
I get married in 8 hours.
Chow/ciao/cheerio.P.S. I'm feckin wasted.
- e-pill0
oh wait you want some pr0n???
- cosmo0
CONGRATS!!!
Are we invited?
- 5timuli0
Aye.
54th & Keystone.
Bring cash.
And Reeces Peanut Butter Cups.
- cosmo0
I shall show up just wearing a bow tie. Acceptable?
- 5timuli0
As long as you don't clash wit me...
...so no.. you'll need a nurses outfit...
- cosmo0
I am wearing this...
- 5timuli0
Foxy. Or... erm... horsey.
- cosmo0
Both.