Happy Meth Day
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- mpfree0
Crack Whores!
- material-10
I call upon the people of the United States to observe this day with appropriate programs and activities.
GEORGE W. BUSH
know when to say when
- harlequino0
"NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim November 30, 2006, as National Methamphetamine Awareness Day"
w00t!!
- grunttt0
Fergie's favorite day.
- van_rijn0
meth for everyone
- mrdobolina0
"NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim November 30, 2006, as National Methamphetamine Awareness Day"
"Laura, roll me up a hundred dollar bill"
- arthur0
"... in the year of our Lord two thousand six, and of the Independence of the United States of America the two hundred and thirty-first."
Have presidents always said "year of our Lord"
???
- Mimio0
"National Crank Day" would be better.
- material-10
I'm sure meth users are in the majority these days, he's just building a new base(heads) for 2008
- mrdobolina0
kyl, you are pretty close to denver, hit up the gay ted haggard hooker and get some party favors for national crank day!
- material-10
what's his number?
- mrdobolina0
get it off the greyhound station bathroom wall.
- material-10
found it on haggards personal site under 'resources'
- Mimio0
Knowing Bushie's style Haggard is probably the new US Drug Czar by now.
- mrdobolina0
Bush: yer doin a heckuva job ted (sniff sniff does that cokey thing with his jaw).