I knew it!!!!
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Why i'm broadcasting this here, i dunno,
OMG, Just got a phone call in my office for a co-worker. And im like "Kris - someone called marcus on the phone for you"
"Marcus? Where's he from?"
"Where you from Marcus?... oh... Kris, he says he's from Gay UK, and he has a package to deliver to you..."
Kris goes beet-red, and he's like "no no, just hang up, i dont know who that is... say i'm not here"
"Umm, Marcus, he's not free to talk...... yeay, ok... Kris, can you just fucking deal with this he's adamant he has a package for you, a life size model from Gay UK or something..."
Kris takes the phone and he's like "no no, thats not me, no no wrong number..." slams the phone down. And then he's all like, "wtf? where did they get my number from..." and he's all red and embarassed "do you think this is identity theft, someone got my details?? i dont know what that is.. what's gay UK?? blood gays! hah, bloody gays!!"
And he's coming out with all this homophobic shit and i'm looking at him like "what the fuck???"
Oh man - I KNEW this guy was Gay or SOMETHING. Or a paedophile... i actually did the paedophile test on him when he started working here just to make sure, and he passed. This man is th emost sexually repressed uber-dork, Cambridge graduate DOCTOR englishman, geekiest most soically retarded human being i have ever met.
I dont know what to think. Jesus - KRIS!!! YOU'RE 27!!!! Why you still in the closet???? It's ok man! It's cool... i'm not gonna judge!! Nonones gonna judge!!!
Fuck, he's 27 and he's still in the closet.
I knew! I swear, i used to wonder about this guy. I'd look at him and think "man, i could never in a million years imagine this guy with a woman.. never ever ever ever EVER... He honestly wouldn't know which side goes up."
I dont know whether to laugh or cry.
Oh the atmosphere has gone all tense.
He sits next to me. Man i'm ALWAYS going on about pussy, fucking, pulling ALL DAY, like a total chauvinist.... and he just sits there..
oh dude. What a way to find out.
Kris kris kris... for real man... it's NOT a big deal. It's a great thing... You are the most incompetent individual i have ever met.. and now i know why How fucking repressed you must be... this ain't fucking 1950s...
Problem is, he has no clue, socially or anything - he wouldn't know where to begin wiht a gay lifestyle. It's so much safer for him to be in the closet. I just couldn't ever imagine him with any sexual feelings towards women - this is why i thought he was a paedo - i just didn't think a 27 year old would be a closet homosexual in this day and age.
Or maybe he's not gay - and someone has stolen his identitiy (lol) and is ordering life size models from Gay UK in his name.....
poor Kris... haha!!!!
- jox0
Fantastic!!!
- ********0
I hope he lurks on NT and reads this, haha.
- CALLES0
=)
- ********0
oh man... i shuoldn't meddle, i should just let it slide... i almost wanna take him out for a pint and be like "look, Kris... you only have one life.... you have to be who you are...."
- mpfree0
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0221…
I'm not ____, I'm Khris.
- kelpie0
"i could never in a million years imagine this guy with a woman.. never ever ever ever EVER... He honestly wouldn't know which side goes up."
haha
hahahahahahahahaa
poor fucker, not only is he still in the closet, but he has to sit next to YOU all day in work. jeeesus
- Nairn0
'Kris' sounds an awful lot like Kuz, you know.
Ho ho.
Anyway, there's a lesson in this for all of us. Well, me anyway.
- paraselene0
KUZ!
we must discuss this further.
pint after work?
:D
- ********0
i know! and the way i flaunt my sexuality around here... just other day i was searching that bond girl on google images and be all drooling over her and getting him to look
lol
- gramme0
haha!
great story.
- Jaline0
"i could never in a million years imagine this guy with a woman.. never ever ever ever EVER... He honestly wouldn't know which side goes up."
haha
hahahahahahahahaa
poor fucker, not only is he still in the closet, but he has to sit next to YOU all day in work. jeeesus
kelpie
(Nov 29 06, 08:17)hahaha, I was thinking the same
- ********0
i really really really cna't tonight para. I'm gonna pull a sicky tomorrow to go to some careers fair, so i have to get a mountain of work done tonight... gonna be working into like late night...
:/
it's mad innit? you met this guy.. you and moth..
- tkmeister0
now you know what to give him for this xmas. aquapet!
- paraselene0
that guy!?!?!
that guy was a human?
:l
- joyride0
do you think about him a lot?
kuz I might have a theory about you....
I'm just sayin...?
- ********0
yes that guy! i know! no wonder innit??
he;s a robot... and now i know why... all that repression... 27 YEARS...
- phatlee0
paedophile test!?!! WTF!?!?
- paraselene0
yes, please explain the paedo test...
- kelpie0
yeah, wtf is that test Kuz, leaving your questionable photo collection lying about on your desk?