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- honest
WTF?!? Did the staff decide to pull a sickie today? Half the service lines are out of action due to "non-availability of staff" Where the fuck's my bicycle?
- rasko40
You just can't get the staff these days.
Though in my experience grumpy, sour face idiots that can't string a sentence together are more than common so they should be spoilt for choice.
- Concrete0
Cuntish
- Chimp0
My other car is a bus
- kidswift-0
Me and the gf went up to Leeds on the weekend and were held up at Kings cross as some selfish fuck had jumped onto the trax ahead. The announcement came across that "As you can imagine ladies and gentlemen its quite messy up ahead" I almost wet my self laughing........ very inappropriate tsk tsk
- kelpie0
is this kind of thing not why we have the Polish? pffft.
- Concrete0
is this kind of thing not why we have the Polish? pffft.
kelpie
(Nov 29 06, 01:44)LOL
Fuck about kelpster, controversial. I love it!
- paraselene0
gfy, tfl.
- honest0
You just can't get the staff these days.
Though in my experience grumpy, sour face idiots that can't string a sentence together are more than common so they should be spoilt for choice.
rasko4
(Nov 28 06, 23:54)They get paid shitloads and the fares go up each year like clockwork.
- imadesigner0
my other bike is your mum.
- ********0
sour face idiots that can't string a sentence together
rasko4
(Nov 28 06, 23:54)I think that's slightly unfair.
I think the problem is that they can't string a sentence together in English.
Doesn't explain the sour face though.
- Concrete0
My other t-shirt is a porsche™
- honest0
my other bike is your mum.
imadesigner
(Nov 29 06, 01:52)By the bus stop this morning some young muslim African girl rattled a dialogue of incredible racist obscenities for her age at some poorAsian cab driver who tooted his horn to get her to get out of his way.
I would have shouted at her that being racist was a bit over the top but then watched as the majority of the bus stop's kids rallied behind her and started chanting the P word at this poor bloke. The adults around me were aghast but felt powerless to intervene, one English lady tried and was called a H---y bitch.
- paraselene0
fuck's sake. so much for our cosmopolitan utopia. i thought spike lee was on top of this shit.
- rafalski0
"As you can imagine ladies and gentlemen its quite messy up ahead"
Beyond English humour, what have the English ever done for us?
- rafalski0
is this kind of thing not why we have the Polish? pffft.
kelpie
(Nov 29 06, 01:44)Right, other than sour faces, what have they ever done for..
- paraselene0
Beyond British humour, what have the British ever done for us?
rafalski
(Nov 29 06, 02:06)is this kind of thing not why we have the Polish? pffft.
kelpie
(Nov 29 06, 01:44)Right, other than sour faces, what have they ever done for..
rafalski
(Nov 29 06, 02:07)fight! fight!
sorry, kelps, but my money's on raf here. he's like twice your size.
:P
- ********0
fight! fight!
sorry, kelps, but my money's on raf here. he's like twice your size.
:P
paraselene
(Nov 29 06, 02:14)*Stands behind Kelpie with a cup of tea
Oh yeah?
- rafalski0
"_British_ humour", para? You're stretching it!
pffft
- kelpie0
I carry a hammer at all times. just sayin
- Dancer0
English lady tried and was called a H---y bitch.
honest
(Nov 29 06, 02:01)Horny!!?