So two designers
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- jevad0
So two designers - one a PC user, one a mac user - walk into a pub.
One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.
jevad
(Nov 28 06, 21:29); )
- jevad0
So two designers walk into a bar.
One of them is a PC user, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.
jevad
(Nov 28 06, 21:29); )
jevad
(Nov 28 06, 21:36)
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... they sit down for some drinks, and during the course the 1st designer asks for a critique of what they are wearing, the 2nd designer truthfully answers with constructive criticism.
Afterwards the 1st designer throws their drink in numero 2's face yelling, "YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT!@@!# WHAT I'M WEARING IS PERFECT AND THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH IT AT ALL YOU DIMWIT!@!@ I CAN'T BELIEVE I ASKED FOR A CRITIQUE FROM YOU, CONSIDERING YOUR LACK OF A BRAIN!@#!@"
- taragee0
So two designers
walk into a bar...
Rand
(Nov 28 06, 17:17)because hey didnt have their hornrimmed glasses on?
- ItTango0
the PC user turns to the stupid one and says - your work is lovely, but there's this other thing...
- digitalswarm0
...But get denied, because one of the designers is the boss' fourteen year old son.
SNAP
- Peter0
...pick a fight that gets broken up by the serif.
- GreedoLives0
...and stare at each other for four hours because it's all been said before.
- Peter0
...put on the moves, realizes it's a drag & drops.
- Peter0
...starts a discussion on some recent event but gets the timeline.
- Peter0
...says Kramer is a racist, but gets shushed since the folks at the other table are already talking about that.
- tkmeister0
gives each other dirty sanchez...
- jevad0
you had to go there tk...man
- tkmeister0
i had to let it out. go all the way!
- CALLES0
and dont talk to each other cuz they are too arrogant?
- chossy0
one of them says to the other one, 'lets both be wankers tonight'.
- skelly0
...they arrive to beat up the slackers who never fulfilled their part of the Newstoday Pint Exchange.
- ross0
...one kerns to the other and says...