I can die in peace
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- blaw0
"Thank you for tuning into '80s Pop Culture for the Mentally Challenged'. Tune in tomorrow when bliznutty explains why Frankie wants us all to relax."
- Jaline0
Madonna ripped off gay culture for decades, Britney ripped off White Trash culture.
That's the dif....well that and a $300 sex book with metal covers...
TheBlueOne
(Nov 29 06, 09:15)...along with what they've done in their personal lives since the obsession with celebrities has only gotten more intense over the years.
- bliznutty0
Let me tell you what Like a Virgin's about. It's all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The entire song-- it's a metaphor for big dicks.
Like a Virgin's not about some sensitive girl who meets a nice fella. That's what True Blue's about. Granted, no argument about that.
Ok. Let me tell you what Like a Virgin's about. It's all about this cooz who's a regular fuck machine. I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon-- dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker, and it's like, whoa, baby. This cat is like Charles Bronson in the great escape. He's digging tunnels. She's getting this serious dick action and feeling something she ain't felt since forever-- pain. Pain.
It hurts. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her. Her pussy should be bubbleyum by now, but when this cat fucks her, it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see, the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it was like to be a virgin. Hence: Like a Virgin.
- TheBlueOne0
Madonna ripped off gay culture for decades, Britney ripped off White Trash culture.
That's the dif....well that and a $300 sex book with metal covers...
- Jaline0
you can totally find an equal number of horrible pictures for Britney too.
haha, this argument is ridiculous.
and pascii, I agree. Madonna hasn't done many interviews for a while. One of the more recent ones she did was with Ellen, and it took her a long time to answer some of the questions. She doesn't let her kids watch television, and apparently she only watches The Sopranos or something, haha. But yeah, she isn't that intelligent but there's something there for lasting this long. Britney is probably near the same level of intelligence. She did dump K-Fed, after all, but she also got involved with him...
- pascii0
body is one thing... brain another...
- jox0
THIS IS HOT?????????????
Here is the I Hate Madonna message board - LMFAO!
http://s11.invisionfree.com/anti…
- Jaline0
At least Britney is a has-been. Madonna is a never-was.
jox
(Nov 29 06, 08:56)yeah right!
- flavorful0
I think Madonna is hot (when her mouth is closed ... though ... wait ... hahaha) for the record.
Especially like early early Madonna with all the crazy curly hair and 80's clothing.
Also, she didn't have the gap then.
- jox0
At least Britney is a has-been. Madonna is a never-was.
- blaw0
- Jaline0
hahahahaha, all French-Canadian people ARE related. hahaha
- Jaline0
WTF???
"It seems that Madonna is distantly related to the Duchess of Cornwall, and fellow singer Celine Dion.
Camilla and Madonna are both descended from Zacherie Cloutier, who lived from 1617 to 1706. Both Jean and Zacherie died in Chateau-Richer, Quebec. Because of their unusual French-Canadian ancestry, they are all blood relations."
http://www.mtvasia.com/ubbthread…
http://www.familyforest.com/Roya…
- flavorful0
That gap in her teeth is disgusting.
- jox0
You people disgust me - Madonna is hot???? Are you fucking kidding me??????
- flavorful0
Usually people try to quell all ties of knowing anyone or liking anything from Canada.
That's why when people go, "Oh do you know Jaline?"
I go ... "Jah-leen or Juh-lee-knee?"
And they go, "The latter."
And I just put this 'whaaa' look on my face and shrug my shoulders with my arms caulked up palms out like I just pulled the inside of my pants pockets out to reveal I had nothing in them.
// Haha, okay I don't really find that to be true, or for that matter ever have that situation ever happen to me.
I just thought it'd be funny to write that, haha.
- Jaline0
sorry, I mean that she was from Quebec...
- paraselene0
maim?
moi?
never. no! it's a free country, you go right ahead and like her.
but you're dead to me.
;)