Man Pill!
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- ********0
now you are gonna hear, "dammit you got dust in my eye!"
- PonyBoy0
hahaha...
"it's concentrated, baby... just add water!"
- e-pill0
no... I'm not suggesting a new name for e-pill. :)
PonyBoy
(Nov 27 06, 14:03)hahahahaha
thanks pony!!!!!!!!!!
:)
- joyride0
I like it when girls make my penis cry.
// or something like that, line taken from last nights family guy
- ********0
Usually girls only make me cry thru my penis, not my eyes.
joyride2
(Nov 27 06, 17:44)Or something to that effect, hahaha.
- PonyBoy0
Usually girls only make me cry thru my penis, not my eyes.
joyride2
(Nov 27 06, 17:44)I like balls,
hahaha.flavorful
(Nov 27 06, 17:46)
- ********0
Hey, everybody. I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt.
PonyBoy
(Nov 27 06, 17:48)
- ********0
:D
- PonyBoy0
omg... my fist DOES fit up my dog!! Let's order chinese tonight!
flavorful
(Nov 27 06, 17:55)
- M0NEYCIDE0
B=====D < me
flavorful
(Nov 27 06, 17:55)
- PonyBoy0
=P
- PonyBoy0
pftt...
... more like:
(*)
(that's supposed to be a vaginal opening). :)
- Soler0
as with the "femmepill" the "manpill" should be used as insurance in addition to traditional birth control.
unfortunately, it probably won't. So, strap up and look out for those STDs! they will be a plenty.
- PonyBoy0
I heard that all a guy has to do is jump up and down and scream at the top of his lungs for the 30 seconds before having sex...
... it's supposed to 'stun' the sperm or disrupt their 'egg sensors' once entered into the realm of that which is female.
- joyride0
haha... yes, way better! lol
- Soler0
fail-safe birth control:
the donkey punch
- M0NEYCIDE0
does jumping up and down and screaming during sex work ?
- Jaline0
I heard that all a guy has to do is jump up and down and scream at the top of his lungs for the 30 seconds before having sex...
... it's supposed to 'stun' the sperm or disrupt their 'egg sensors' once entered into the realm of that which is female.
PonyBoy
(Nov 27 06, 18:02)are you sure you wouldn't be too tired after those 30 seconds?
- ********0
Pack of Condoms: 5-10$
Abortion: 480$
Look on your girlfriend's face when you can't get her flowers for her birfday, visit her, or give her any kind of valid excuse as to why you are a dead beat because you didn't use a condom with some girl you didn't feel like spending 5-10$ in the first place on and need to get an abortion: Priceless.
- ********0
I heard that all a guy has to do is jump up and down and scream at the top of his lungs for the 30 seconds before having sex...
... it's supposed to 'stun' the sperm or disrupt their 'egg sensors' once entered into the realm of that which is female.
PonyBoy
(Nov 27 06, 18:02)...
What?