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- ********0
Dear Santa,
Please get joyride all the medical attention he needs for after he jumps out of the shadows at me and I hit him in the face with my skateboard.
Merci (though there will be no mercy from me),
- CALLES0
Dear Santa:
could you please give me a chainsaw this year to go postal on the promotions producers? i have been so good this year. its just that they changed the show that i have been working on for two days for a whole new one by tomorrow morning.
thanks
- ********0
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Haha, this is a pretty funny gift.
- CALLES0
semen stain remover
- grunttt0
Dear Santa-
Please make cigrettes healthy and give me a great big pile o' money.
thanks motherfucker.
-g
- k0na_an0k0
Dear Santa-
Last year you tore off a few shingles on the roof and one of your reindeer shat in my gutter.
It's on bitch.
Oh, before I kill you be sure to put a Wii under my tree... AND A ZAGNUT!
-k
- ********0
i fucking hate christmas.
- ********0
my wave of positivity did not last long, now did it?
- ********0
it's the ups and downs that make life worthwhile
- joyride0
That settles it, Crouwel gets cast as the grinch in the NT Christmas play... seems fitting
- ********0
or a living hell
- komkrktprod0
dear santa:
I would appreciate a set of gonads large enough that I can walk into the office of my italian mobster president of the company and ask for a raise.
And plz get me a bulletproof vest.
I live in fear.
kkp
- gramme0
Haha, this is a pretty funny gift.
flavorful
(Nov 14 06, 11:16)Apparently I'm not part of the jet set.
- ********0
the only good santa is bad santa.
- material-10
I'll take a GI joe with the kung fu grip
- CALLES0
sleeping pills antidepressants and hot chicks
- ********0
My life is great, I don't need any more presents.
Every time I look in the mirror is enough. :D
- CALLES0
cooler?
- GeorgesII0
Dear Santa,
Fuck you Candy
- ETM0