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- mg33
A girl I'm friends with is selling an old snowboard on craigslist soon, she asked how much to sell it for, and asked me to write something about it for the ad...
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One ladies snowboard by Rosignol for sale at a steal of a price. Graphics and artwork represent a fine combination of unisex style - not too manly, not to wussy. Just right. You'll be dazzling on the slopes, riding the same board that Gwen Stefani rode years before you knew her as the Holla-Back girl. Of course, she didn't ride this board, but she did ride a model exactly like it. How would I know this? Let me tell you something girls, when you purchase a snowboard as awesome as this one, you tend to keep tabs on the celebrities whose feet have graced its bindings. You think Gwen is the only one? Oh, no, no, no. Carmen Electra? You bet! Sissy Spacek? Why not? Although she didn't make it beyond the bunny slope before calling it a day and retiring to the ski lodge for some Miller High Lifes. Bottled, of course, the woman who scared you in Carrie, and tought you a think or two about radiation wouldn't dare drink her booze out of a metal can. Oh, and how can we forget Valerie Bertinelli? When she wasn't busy pleasuring Eddie Van Halen for hours and hours at a time dressed in a variety of Victorian prostitute costumes, at his request, of course, she'd be up at Vail perfecting backside 540's and Rodeo flips as if they were child's play. Of course, they're divorced now, and Valerie was able to upgrade to a better model due to the massive divorce settlement she received. I heard from a friend of a friend of a friend that she was fed up with Eddie's refusal to give her massages out of fear he would strain those magnificent fingers - you know, the ones that fly up and down the neck of his guitar bringing you hits like Aint Talkin 'Bout Love, Why Can't This Be Love, and Jump. But their divorce is beside the point. The fact of the matter is, some legendary ladies have ridden this model of Rosignol snowboard, and you'll be in good company with your feet planted firmly on top of it.
- jevad0
+1
- radar0
I'll give you $10 for that piece of shit, I bet it's got a nose-guard on it and step in bindings!
- mg330
Haha radar, no, just some ultra shitty black bindings, no noseguard though.
Looks in good shape but is so small.
- radar0
yeah, that's what I envision when I hear that name (with a negative conotation) since they usually use those as rentals over here - and they slide over your board when in the lift line
- contia10
I would have purchases it but i found a spelling error. dang....so close.
- horton0
teh time you spent to write that is prolly worth more than the board.