Messed Up Dream
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I had a dream where a few friends and I, only one of whom I actually know / exists, went to a strange drug bar thing and everybody places orders for drugs I could only imagine were weed in my dream, but I'm pretty sure the terms were made up and some of the stuff sure wasn't pot. So anyway, we're all sitting around this little room in the establishment getting high, except me which makes total sense because I don't use in real life. Well, at some point one of the freind's friend gets all riled up and starts giving me a blow job, which isn't too weird since it's my dream, but as the onlookers tell me, the she's actually a he, but you can't tell 'cause he is a spitting image of Fairuza Balk.
Well, what's extra weird about all of this is that it all apparently takes place during my lunch break and being the sober, responsible one I hoof it back to work only 30 minutes late.So not normally one to interpret dreams I'm wondering this: am I supposed to get a job closer to downtown or what?
- mrdobolina0
you know how I know you're gay?
you get fellated by tranny fairuza balks
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haha that is too fucked up.
- cosmo0
dude. wtf???
- welded0
I might point out that I've had the flu for a week now, and that this morning's dream pales in comparison to last Saturday night. I'll try to explain, but it's impossible to make sense of it. The gist of it is that I couldn't sleep because all the blankets were making me too hot and every time I moved it correlated to one or more of the Sailor Moon soldiers transforming into uniform. I had a plan to make it better and spent HOURS to this end, only to give it up around 5:30am. I had to then explain to my girlfriend how it came to be that I was hogging the bed that night and was totally naked by morning.
- mrdobolina0
I had some weird illness 2 weeks back and theraflu I equate to my wild ass dreams.
- cosmo0
I have been seeing witches in my dream lately. Does that count as being messed up?
- welded0
How many are going down on / getting high with you?
- cosmo0
None going down or getting high. They are all trying to kill me. Fucking witches! And I am being very serious.
- welded0
Sounds intense. What defenses have you available to use? I hear water causes them to melt.
I once dreamed that Freddy Kruger was chasing me. I hate that guy! Such a jerk.
- cosmo0
Defense what is that? Rumsfeld has been advisor so far, that guy is useless. Death is what wakes me up at the end.
- ********0
I thnk you have to click your heels together
- cosmo0
Would that drive the witches away?
- lifeinbinary0
fairuza balk is the stuff of nightmares