Area man charged with bestiality
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- Jaline0
Naw, they'll probably nickname him "The Dawg Lover" and give it to him in the shower daily.
Mimio
(Oct 27 06, 10:01)I suspect that as well.
- Ramanisky20
was it Rush Limbaugh?
- lowimpakt0
haa
if you stick your dick in a dead dog and noone is around does it make a sound?
- TheBlueOne0
pics?
- rasko40
I wonder if his girlfriend resembles a dead dog, could all have been a case of mistaken identity.
- CALLES0
i can't come up with anything to say
- Redmond0
"The official charge of crimes against nature carries a maximum penalty of 15 years in prison. If the person is a repeat offender, the maximum is life in prison. "
I misread maximum as minimum. Sorry, I get easily angry over sex crimes. I still think it's excessive justice for dead pets compared to humans. I think the social exclusion he will suffer will be more than enough punishment.
- TheBlueOne0
Quick, someone get Rush Limbaugh on the phone...
- Jaline0
Sorry, I get easily angry over sex crimes.
Redmond
(Oct 27 06, 10:10)understandable
- harlequino0
I think we can all agree that a new niche market of sex simulation toys has just been discovered.
*registers www.pocketpooch.com
- grayhood0
that squares it, this experiment we call society is a failure.
- grunttt0
his defense - "What can I say? I'm a dog person."
- Mimio0
I think that's what the Dog raper said while he was hiding in the attic.
- CALLES0
so whats a worse crime killing the dog or having your way with it after its dead... im confused
oh and dont forget daytime savings this weekend fellas
- k0na_an0k0
OMG... HAHA.... don't make me laugh at this guys. haha!
- Jaline0
oh and dont forget daytime savings this weekend fellas
CALLES
(Oct 27 06, 10:13)SWEET!
- lowimpakt0
was he protected?
dogs have aids too
- 23kon0
*looks around*
if it's going to be this kind fo party then i'm gonna stick my d*ck into the mashed potato!
- grunttt0
can't they tack on a necrophilia charge as well?
- brandelec0
i'll bet anything an officer put down doggystyle in the report