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- vespa0
pfft don't bribe him concrete, you need to impress your superior understanding of branding upon him.
a brand is not all about colour, as red ken should know.
the oyster experience is about immediacy, simplicity and savings.
mother of pearl protective pants are an expensively customer-alienating dry-cleaning distaster waiting to happen.
streaky bacon, on the other hand, will react chameleon-like to the streaky surfaces of the underground environment, whizzing said customer through a joyful journey where every happy commuter will chant ken's name in an endorphin-fuelled acknowledgement of Ken's visionary future thinking.
- mr_snuggles0
meat pants?
- Concrete0
lol @ snuggs bastardisation
- whippits0
well, mine were eaten off by a pack of migrating Odeliques a couple of hours ago...
all my other pants are filthy with streaks of farmer john and my new apartment has no washer
i just sit tight and wait for vespa
- honest0
Helicoptor sharing, it's way forward.
- vespa0
there's no room to park cars in london, never mind land a bleeding helicopter!
for gawd's sake let's be practical. action needs to be taken NOW.
gigantic twisty tube slides with streaky bacon protective pants are the ONLY concievable option to save this planet.
the abscence of evidence is not evidence of an absent mind.
- honest0
I do admire that Kellogg's Crunchy Nut Cornflake ad with that really really long zip line. Lady should remember to keep the door open though when she gets home to save on repair work bills.
- Concrete0
"the abscence of evidence is not evidence of an absent mind."
QTD
(quote of the day)
- mr_snuggles0
there's no excuse for pork...not even as apparel...
- honest0
there's no room to park cars in london, never mind land a bleeding helicopter!
vespa
(Oct 13 06, 05:58)Hey, I didn't say to land the thing!
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honest
(Oct 13 06, 05:49)
- rafalski0
weeeeeee...
- Concrete0
there's no excuse for pork...not even as apparel...
mr_snuggles
(Oct 13 06, 06:01)You're right. Ken needs to consider the minorities like Jews and Rastas. As for Vegetarians, they can ride they're green fucking fairy bikes!
- vespa0
"the abscence of evidence is not evidence of an absent mind."
QTD
(quote of the day)
Concrete
(Oct 13 06, 06:01)i stole most of it off donald rumsfeld.
- whippits0
not even old donnie could get my favorite pair of farmer johns back i really loved those meatpants
- mr_snuggles0
the beefcurtains look lovely girls...
- honest0
i hath seen the future!
- chossy0
By god it's wonderful, you'd some sort of mat return system would be needed in order to keep the flow of human traffic, possibly a wheighted pulley system so you don't use any electricity to get the mat back up.
So you simply pop out the other end, hook the mat onto the pulley and give it a little tug and off it pops back up to rest at the beginning of the ride, this would be fine if it were a straight up and down movement.
- paraselene0
or you could just grease the bloody thing.
