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- forcetwelve0
i walked down a street in barcelona one day (in about 2000) and brushed passed vivienne westwood. i thouoght she was a hooker. my gf at the time was amazed to see her and quickly filled me in on who she was...
- JerseyRaindog0
When I was a small boy I went to the South of France with my parents. One day my dad decided we should drive to Cannes. Being small I was excited by the prospect of film stars at the film festival, My dad said it was the wrong time of year for the film festival. He was wrong. We saw photographers everywhere, crowds of people and massive billboards. But no stars. Though I remember being impressed by a huge pair of sexy legs that covered the entire frontal length of a hotel to promote the latest Bond film - For your eyes only I think (yes, I'm that old).
So we left Cannes dissappointed at not witnessing any movie stars and drove to a quiet hilltop village called Grasse. Famous for the manufacture of perfumes I think. We parked on a quiet road and all got out of the car for a walk. A solitary man in a white suit at that moment walked past. It took a moment to register that it was in fact Roger Moore. I shouted at my dad that it was James Bond which elicited a sly "moore' smirk. But he ignored us (as anybody would have) and carried on walking up the deserted street. Still, I was a 12 year old boy and I had just been passed in the street by 'the James Bond'. I dined out on that at school for a long time.
- taragee0
im going ot bed 123 still at workie :(
- Witt0
no one answers, even on a 6 AM sunday... that's how you tell you've been a troll in your unspeakable past... :/
- Witt0
in-built=built-in. heh. shit. whatever.
- Witt0
anyway, if someone knows of a laptop with an in-built scanner just mail me... i guess...
- Witt0
Also, I met this girl. Again. We've met before and got along with. She's the kind of person who likes to talk about books, text, graphics, music, etc. Someone like me. But today she just introduced me this guy who knows a lot about mountain bikes but not so much about her, nor anything else.
wtf. how can this be? how can she go around with someone that has nothing to do with her? what's the mechanism?
- Witt0
Except Rand, I've never met anyone with a funny tattoo on the mind.
- Witt0
I met myself down on a mirror this morning and I asked who the dead man was standing before me. Then the mirror said, "well 'tis you, silly-o". Then I said, "I wish you were right."
That's what I said.
- mikotondria20
randomly happened upon Quentin Tarentino leaving the backstage door of a play he was in on Broadway, pushed to the front, shouted hello - caught attention because of English accent, shook hands and said hello to us each.
Most impressed...Tall guy with face more angular than is captured in his films.
The end.
- forcetwelve0
haha! i hadnt read his post... was funny anyway!
- taragee0
lol i was talking to PB lolol
- forcetwelve0
not that i know of!
- taragee0
does her teef come out?
- forcetwelve0
i snuck in to a VIP area of cirque de soleil, got pissed with danni minogue.
told her she looked heaps taller on TV and that she was looking a little thin.
- PonyBoy0
i accidentally touched Vince Vaugn's balls (true story!!)...
... and I got ripped drunk with an 'almost famous' crowd once night... including Waylon Jennings widow, Jessie Colter, Barry Goldwater's granddaughter, C.C. and some fella named Stephen who designed Madonna's & Guy Ritchie's wedding bands.
The whole night... Jessie Colter was just odd, drunk and creepy - she was all trying to sit on my lap... she even asked me to 'give her a ride' to the next bar in my shitty truck... (and I did...)
... mind you... this women is just turned 60 too:
she's on the right...
*cringes at the memories...
- Crouwel0
i met joe average at jackie's cocktail party the other day.
- niconico0
devon aoki at gucci.
nicolette sheridan at vuitton.
judge judy, michelle tractenberg and pete wentz at barney's.
tony shalhoub at target.
- PolaroidMan0
i met annakin skywalker like 30 minutes before he got his legs and arm cutoff by obi.
true story