Mis-heard lyrics
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- kidswift-
For some reason i am compelled to ask this question to every person i ever meet.
The best i have heard is
for cold chisels cheap wineReal lyrics are "Cheap wine and a three day growth"
Miss heard lyrics were "Cheap wine and a teenage goat"
and my own one, from when i was five years old
Real lyrics "Making love to his ego"
from Ziggy stardustI heard "making love to his eagle" this made my Mum piss herself and kept asking me to sing it again..... I had no idea making love was sex back then
- vespa0
haha my brother and i gave up on those lyrics cos we couldn't work them out so we just used to sing: "Cheap mine anna feeday goat"
there was also
"every time you go away
you take a piece of meat with you"i used to imagine someone with a big freezer full of bacon
- Concrete0
Cant remember the artist but i used to sing,
Breakfast groove, put on your dance shoes its alright alright, alright.
Original -
Get this groove, put on your dance shoes its alright alright, alright.
- kidswift-0
Ha, ha classic vespa! Love the thought of someones significant other crying next to a freezer full of meat of gargantuam proportions.
I can't stop listening to Return to Cookie mountain by TVOTR especially Wolf like me that song fuckin rocks oh so hard!!!!
- kidswift-0
Wicked website yet i want to hear everyones own ones.
- mr_snuggles0
"Hold me closer... Tony Danza"
3 guesses...
- vespa0
Wolf like me is rocking
can't wait to see them. everyone loves them at the moment huh, hope they do really well, they totally deserve it!
- kidswift-0
ha ha fuckin legendary ummm tiny dancer i presume Doc Snuggles?
love the blend of 80's nostalga into that one!
- mr_snuggles0
yesh...
- Concrete0
Robert Palmer - Addicted To Love
Real lyrics:
might as well face it your addicted to love.Misheard as:
might as well face it you a dick with a glove.This seems appropriate with a name like Palmer.
RIP
- kidswift-0
Not trying to sound conceited and hip as I rarely pretend to have my finger on the pulse of the "latest" offering. But shouldn't everyone of loved these guys with there last freaking monumental album! They fuckin rock ow ow also love the song "playhouse" with its d&b rapid fire drum that just sets off the lyrics. Not mad on track 3 with David Bowie as you can't even really tell its him it sounds like some shreaky chick... I guess Daid knows though and thats probably enough for him though.
*Sorry D Bowie if your reading this... but you do sing better on most other trax honest... also may i take this oppurtunity for mis singing your lyrics when i was five and didn't know better... please don't sue me.
- mr_snuggles0
Electric Relaxation - ATCQ
"relax yourself earl, it's not the klan... "
- ********0
I AM CALLING MY LAWYER!!
oh major tom, why hast thou forsaken me?
*sigh
- vespa0
true that. Staring at the Sun and Satellite were my favourites...
i'm glad they worked with bowie tho, they do remind me of him vocally
- kidswift-0
I am truely sorry David... if it makes any difference after watching you in Labarynth my Mum asked me who i would rather meet you for a picnic in Christchurch New Zealand or Michael Jackson.... I choose you David but you never showed up... I am not going to pretend like this didn't scar me for life.....
PS. My Mum would never of lied to me for her own enjoyment if thats what your thinking!
- karlo0
Bohemian Rhapsody
"He's just a poor boy from a poor family, spare him his life from this MONSTROSITY
Change the word in caps to 'pork sausages'
No listen to the song and prepare to be amazed!!!
Ta
Karlo
- HumanMale0
"He got his first real six string, he had to file it down"
Brian Adams...
- ********0
i am sorry to hear that, mr. swift.
to make up for it here's a short movie for you and your mum to enjoy:
now if you'll excuse me i need to work on another lousy overaged popstar-esque album noone is looking forward to..
- paraselene0
i can't remember any of the song lyric fuck-ups i used to make (although they were absolutely legion), but my dad used to say, 'faster than a rabbit with a cocaine habit' and it puzzled me why a cooking habit would make anyone speedier.
- nicko0
Misheard:
"You're squarking like a pink monkey-bird"
D Bowie, Moonage DaydreamNo wait.. those were the actual lyrics