To have love and lost
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- JackRyan0
Love just gets your girlfriend knocked up. Then you start to lose it...mentally.
- paraselene0
i take umbrage with that statement, jack.
firstly, i'm not entirely convinced that it was 'love' or 'poor understanding of the human reproductive system' that got your girlfriend knocked up.
secondly, why on earth you reckon you should be able to keep tabs on your sanity when you can't even control your swimmers is beyond me.
but, as chossy might say, just joking, chief, it's good for morale.
erm.
- JackRyan0
Oh it was love...love and that bastard trojan man. 3%...I'm telling you, my luck is taking a turn towards negative town. Humor is the only thing I have left.
- kelpie0
I don't believe your Trojan Man story, btw, I think you're lying and should be open to tonnes of self righteous abuse.
- mr_snuggles0
let's keep helen out of this please, the romanian orphan image is still freshly engrained in my googles...
- paraselene0
it seems to me that anyone using a brand called 'trojan' gets what they deserve. i smell some sort of meristocratic prank afoot on the part of some liberal-arts-educated ruling class...
ha! lets call 'em trojan! and then once inside, get this! they'll burst right open and all sorts of wee soldiers will come pouring out! tee hee.
you've been had, mate.
- TheBlueOne0
As a rock-slut once told me way back circa 1997 as I hesitated to do the deed: "If you don't trust the p***y, why f*ck the p***y?"
I have no sympathy for JackRyan...you knew what the lay of the land was, you just drew a bad card. Deal.
- k0na_an0k0
should've kept your rocket in your pocket spaceman
- mr_snuggles0
just dump the bodies in ricki lake...
- ********0
where is the humanity, the fellow feeling, the compassion?
- JackRyan0
Hahaha...I know, I know. I'm expecting no sympathy. Dumping the bodies in Ricki Lake...maybe if it gets cold enough here. Ill have to split her open to keep the baby warm...that reminds me of a movie.
- joyride0
relationships are what you want them to be, long, short, meaningful, purposful, hurtful... whatever! Add it to the story of you life and keep on keepin on. If something ends its just meant to take you to the next better thing... gotta believe bro!
- thelowendtheory0
What would Phil Spector do?
- Mimio0
The saying is true.
- radar0
it seems to me that anyone using a brand called 'trojan' gets what they deserve. i smell some sort of meristocratic prank afoot on the part of some liberal-arts-educate d ruling class...
ha! lets call 'em trojan! and then once inside, get this! they'll burst right open and all sorts of wee soldiers will come pouring out! tee hee.
you've been had, mate.
paraselene
(Sep 27 06, 07:30)hahahahahahahaha
- Mimio0
It's a matter of perspective, it could easily be..."Trojans - You'll never see them coming"
- mg330
Vomit Omellete is the only answer.