< wtf (HP Slimming)
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- skelly
http://www.hp.com/united-states/…
that is so stupid. no need to excerise, just slim your photos.
not to mention anyone who sees your picture first will think you gained weight when they meet you.
- set0
That is totally bizarre isnt it.
Morons.
- Concrete0
"Fuck, you've piled on the pounds since that photo!"
?
- harlequino0
so you take a 4x6 photo of someone, it's really just a 3.85x6?
- lowimpakt0
that's bad form.
- skelly0
I love how they make it look like just the person gets thinner, against a blank wall, of course.
People will have all these photos with warped buildings and trees in the background.... haha.
- lowimpakt0
what a load of tosh
"HP is committed to being a leader in global citizenship. We are proud of our efforts as global stewards.....raise standards ........We conduct our business with uncompromising integrity......We embrace our responsibility to society by being an economic, intellectual and social asset to each country and community in ......."
- joyride0
this is going to ruin a damn good line.
People always say, "the camera adds 10 pounds". you say, how many cameras are on you?
- PonyBoy0
ruin the line?
calm down.. if anything... this will just be a 'feature' that most people catch on that 'it sucks' and they'll move onto the next feature... but yeah, as a 'selling point'... i'm sure many a fool will fall for it - then never use the feature when they find out how cruddy it really iz...
garbage!
- lowimpakt0
calm down..
PonyBoy
--------------true.
can someone pass me a beer
- CALLES0
great now i know what to give for xmas to a couple of people i know
- 2michaelt0
It shrinks the head too!
- CALLES0
is there an enlarge the crotch area option?
- PonyBoy0
is there an enlarge the crotch area option?
CALLES
(Sep 21 06, 07:30)
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you just opened the door for a slew of other features...... boobie enhancement
... nose reduction
... teeth crookedness?
... bald filler?!!I guess we're not interested in capturing the truth anymore...
- JackRyan0
Well I say kudos, if this ends up meaning less photos of fat bitches...I'm all for it.
BTW...Nicole Ritchie just keeps getting hotter and hotter. I think an eating disorder for a woman is when they actually eat. Heres to champagne and ciggarettes!
- PonyBoy0
did Tom Clancy's love-child just enter this thread?
- JackRyan0
Hahaha...that is really my first and middle name.
- HumanMale0
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- TheBlueOne0
The future is here and it is skinnier than we imagined...
- CALLES0
well its going to leave a lot of celeb magazine photoshopers out of a job