Pirate Day!
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- jevad
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YArrrggghhhhhh
- ********0
sail ahoy-o gimmie rhum on me leeside!
- k0na_an0k0
nice post JEVAAAAAAAAARD!
*cough
er, jevad.
- canuck0
ei be plotten' to kihl the lott of yarrr!!
- jevad0
yarrgghhhh I gots me teh feeeling that kona be mockin' me...
- ********0
Aye, walka thee plank we make ye!
- grunttt0
i'm pretty sure jevad posts about this holiday every year.
i respect that.
unfortunately i have a fucking cold and everytime i talk like a pirate it makes me cough.
- k0na_an0k0
yarrgghhhh I gots me teh feeeling that kona be mockin' me...
jevad
(Sep 19 06, 07:40)NEVAAAARRR!
- kelpie0
FUCK OFF jevad.
FUCK OFF WITH THIS FUCKING PIRATE PISH. BUY A BOAT AND GET TO FUCK IF YOU'RE ALL SO INTO PIRATES.
sorry, had to be said, imo
- ********0
Arrrr... me thinks Janne is being cast off thaur ship.
- paraselene0
janne wins best pirate of the day award!
- jevad0
Bring me one noggin of rum, now, won't you, matey.
- Kiko0
fo schneezie y'all
- kelpie0
ok ok ok ok then
in honor of Janne:
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrr... shiver me timbers.
- ********0
shiver me timbers.
kelpie
(Sep 19 06, 07:58)Ahem ... shiver MY timbers.
I'm a stickler for vernaculAAAAAAAARRR!!!!
- kelpie0
you ever been to Cornwall, you clever cunt??
shiver ME timbers
- Pseuro0
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fo schneezie y'all
Kiko
(Sep 19 06, 07:56)thats another day
- jevad0
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch.
The seaman asks "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"The pirate replies "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off."
"Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook"?
"Well...", replied the pirate, "We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off."
"Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eyepatch"?
"A seagull dropping fell into my eye.", replied the pirate.
"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked incredulously.
"Well...", said the pirate, "...it was my first day with the hook."
- ********0
hahaha - jevad.
And kelpie, get the peg leg out from up your ass. :D
- ********0
What absolute twaddle.
- TheBlueOne0
Tired of the whole Pirate Schtick. The backlash starts right here, right now...
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