i'm up for adoption
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- mr_snuggles0
once my father said that if I had come with a receipt, when they adopted me, he would've tried to exchange me for a better model...
- paraselene0
*promptly adopts snuggles
- kelpie0
these little dissapointments and betrayals build our character, snuggles, let that anger grow and grow untill you have a powerful weapon against the others.
They will cower before your strength, my friend.
- mr_snuggles0
I've thought of you as my mother for quite some time now already luv... but then when I picture you naked, it leaves me feeling a bit Oedipal...
- kelpie0
do you still have those pictures? some people have been emailing me about them, hate to let my subscribers down...
- paraselene0
please don't kill joel.
or poke your own eyes out.
i'd never withstand the pain.
- mr_snuggles0
they were on your mobile...
damn, don't tell me they're gone, the mental picture fades a little bit more each day...
- kelpie0
Kill yourself
poke out Joels eyes
- mr_snuggles0
I'll just poke Joels eyes until I die from laughter...
- kelpie0
well at least everyones happy. apart from Joel of course
- kelpie0
it dark today, the pvn, wouldn't you say?
- paraselene0
dark and cold, like a cellar, or a heart.
- mr_snuggles0
the winds blowin' up a gale today...
- paraselene0
ah, i love that film.
