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- Seff
help me with this..
i did a job for a client like 3 years ago. was a favor for a friend.
said friend left the place long ago.
new guy emails me out of the blue wants source files.
im high and dont care two weeks ago so i zip up all the source files and email stranger.
stranger forwards email to another 3rd party designer.
3rd party designer emails me cause he never dl'd my good will posted zip file, wants a repost..
i want to reply and say it costs $43.54 to repost or some shit..
or even something more off the wall..
help with bullshit suggestions plz
- Seff0
someone approve or deny before i sent send
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the first time was a freebeee,
i gotta hunt the files from the archive, zip and upload.. again
i think a bottle of makers mark is in order. or no dice.
- Seff0
before i press send rather.. jesus.
- version30
fuck don't do it
or
get a free lunch out of the deal with his daughter/sister or even better, his sonthat'll confuse him
he won't care about the zip anymore that's for sure
- taragee0
lol
the only thing im zippin is my pantz no more fukin arounds!!!
- version30
*looks for squirrel
- Seff0
sponsored lunch with its son is strong..
but the designers name is jody, dont know if its a girl or a dude.
or even if this cat is a designer at all. i need to send some fucked up email to this fool.
- taragee0
cat designer?
- Seff0
ok,
the only thing im zippin is my pantz no more fukin arounds!!!
gimme 80 dollas!! or a dinners wif yer sonz!!
- Seff0
or,
free zip files once
shame on meslacker downloader
shame on yougimme 80 dollas!!
- version30
that works nicely, very nice in fact. maybe a few LOLZ's or ZOMG's to liven it up a little more
then theres the old standby when words fail you:
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- taragee0
GIMME TAHT FKIN FONT
- taragee0
OR $80!
- version30
give me ¥9245 or taragee here is gonna unzip all hell on yo' ass
- IRNlun60
if the 3rd party designer wants your source files from 3 years ago, flatten all the layers and jpeg them to sh*t. Then send a proposal to the client...
..or just send them and forget about it.
- Seff0
- taragee0
NO™
- joyride0
ha!
If he comes back, tell him to talk to the client. He should have downloaded them too, if he's only kinda smart even.
- Seff0
i don't give a shit if it was dl'd previously, it was a bullshit job to begin with
- Seff0
+ memo to tara
i miss the old days
what happent to this place?
- Concrete0
What does this have to do with sarcasm?