A squirrel in my bed!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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- mayo0
Or Squizz
- mrdobolina0
you could use the squirrel call, walking through the streets of nyc like the pied piper, with thousands of squirrels following you, doing your bidding, not unlike aquaman.
- mayo0
Train them to do your bidding. Attack Mr. Peanut? Yes, ma'am!
- foreverwhatever0
this is the best thread i have read since that thread where the guy ordered a mail order bride!
- mr_snuggles0
do you have a kitten? Perhaps he was actually looking to make a Squitten?
- Tara0
i don't have a kitten or any pets, that's how i knew in my sleep that something wasn't right when i felt something on my leg.
- ********0
Did it atleast wipe it's feet
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- Tara0
lol at the squirrel calls,
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- foreverwhatever0
this one time a squirell tried coming in through my front window while i was feeding him peanuts, it was scary!
- mrdobolina0
The squirrel calls sound like this:
"squirrel you know its true
oooh ooh ooh I love you!"
- joyride0
I'm sure he was trying to make a squara or a tarrel... dirty bastard!
- Tara0
- Tara0
Squirrels have brought down the high-tech NASDAQ stock market twice, and were responsible for a spate of power outages at the University of Alabama
- mr_snuggles0
so nobody finds the whole cabbit and squitten thing a bit odd?
- Tara0
what's that from?
>so nobody finds the whole cabbit and squitten thing a bit odd?
mr_snuggles
- mr_snuggles0
the link I posted a couple posts up...
- Tara0
oh, its just genetic defects. they don't actually exist
- chossy0
maybe it was trying to ride you :/
check your poonany for squirelle foot prints an stuff.