Forced to marry goat
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- chossy0
nightmare....... or is it see he can shag it then eat it therfore not having to spend money on a nice meal. Very black widow spider I like it.
I think I'm a psycho :'(
- paraselene0
poor fucking goat forced to mary marauding midnight barnyard perv is more like it.
- chossy0
bullshit you saw the way the goat looked at him.
- uncle_helv0
Talk about someone getting your goat!!
;D
- moth0
you're not kidding.
// leaves
- kelpie0
Pun of the Week.
- Concrete0
Maybe she was goad-ing him along?
I've mutton dressed as Lamb before, so its not all one sided.
- paraselene0
i could hear this thread groaning from the other side of the room.
*blood trickles out ear
puns are like my kryptonite. i hate them.
- Bottlerocket0
Classic comment from a mate of mine over that:
"A man is sitting at a bar, drinking, and he says to no one in particular, "A man can spend his life building bridges. Do they call him John the Bridge Builder? No. A man can spend his life raising crops. Do they call him John the Farmer? No. But you f--- ONE goat..."
- HumanMale0
"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".
So... the goat-fucker gets done over. Of course.
But the owner who fucking kid-happed him... don't hear of anything happening to him do you!
- HumanMale0
Haha... Kid-napped...
Kid... baby goat.
Genius.
- paraselene0
mate it's one thing to laugh at your own jokes but laughing at your own puns is just a backwards step for all of humanity and i won't have it.
- Concrete0
lol at para
Me thinks you protest too much!
- phatlee0
Doh!
- moth0
I had no idea para disliked puns so much. I might start using them everday.
- rasko40
as if goats can wash dishes!!
- paraselene0
i knew it was a mistake to let on about this.
gawd, the most evil thing in creation has got to be restaurants with puns for names. nashville, tennessee has got to be some kind of hell vortex...
noshville (deli)
the melting pot (fondue)and...
wait for it...
the mad platter.
i think i'm going to be sick now.
- Bottlerocket0
What do you say to a goat with two black eyes?
Nothing, she's already been told twice.
- mg330
the outrage!