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- taragee0
u clazy
- taragee0
ANYONE CAN BE SUNBURNED!
- ********0
and yur nyeve
- ********0
well pony knows everything, and if was everyone he would
all people in the title
- ********0
i dont get burnt by fire either
- Jaline0
Never been burned yet.
- Jaline0
Actually, I was a bit darker after being outside in the HOT sun for about 6 -9 hours each day for 7 days a few months ago (for Bluesfest, and I was always one of the first 10 in line).
- taragee0
2a sux
- jevad0
I don;t trust crackers
- kezza_20
I burn playing snooker
- Concrete0
I know how you feel, I look like the blood doner that couldn't say no.
Desk lamps bring out my freckles.
- ********0
- ********0
i figure, since we're on the topic of white people.
the best way to heal the world, is to get the rich white people together and the poor black people..
than all the races in between will kinda follow suit in a sense...
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- k0na_an0k0
sounds like son has been burned by whitey a time or two.
guess you do burn huh?
- Mal0
- PonyBoy0
Mal's got a song for everything thread!
- Mal0
it beats talking
- ********0
I get burned like nobody's business. I'm literally allergic to the sun.
Last year, I fell asleep on the beach and apparently during my sunblock coating a few vital spots like ... my ankles ... and I guess my shorts swooped down a bit as little sliver was open to the elements as well.
I was in the sun for less than an hour. An hour. This girl woke me up to inform me my entire body was red (with extra sunblock) and that we better go back to get more sunblock (since she put practically an entire bottle on me of 45).
I'm feeling good at this point, walking fine, a little kind of feeling my skin tightening but that's not bad.
A few hours later ... my feet have swelled up to the size of grapefruits. Literally. Certain pieces of my legs have been missed as well, and they are blood red.
I can't walk without excruciating pain. Lucky thing the place I was at was having a party I guess later that nite as dipped into the booze a little early to attempt to name the pain.
To attempt to walk around I have ice bags wrapped around my ankles, and no one can believe what has happend and how insane my body reacted.
I was supposed to leave the next day for New York City to see my two favourite teams play (Yankees/Pirates).
I can't move when I wake up.
I sit in Air Conditioning all day, drinking my face off - without ever thinking of going to the doctor.
The next day I hobble to my car and drive 8 hours home, and it was quite possibly the worst driving experience of my life.
I can't have shoes on, and in Baltimore traffic I had to slam on the breaks, which hurt like hell, but to top it off my phone flew off my lap onto my foot.
So there I am in bumper-to-bumper traffic at rush hour with music blaring, next to a guy in a suit looking over and tears are shooting out of my eyes like a water fountain.
I finally make it home, I have 3 days of vacation left in the week considering my NYC trip.
I can't do anything but drink and lay down with my feet elevated.
I couldn't even stand to piss because it hurt so bad to be standing for an extended period of time. I'd fall backwards and piss all over myself (luckily in the tub, haha).
I mustered up the moxy to get out of the house the one time and when I showed up to the bar to meet up with my friends, I was cut off by the bouncer from drinking anymore because I smelled like a brewery.
I showed him my legs.
He bought me 2 shots.
It was the most disgusting thing ever.
My legs were blood red, the skin that eventually came off was enough to fill a pillow and to this day I have a C-Section Scar on my stomach.
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If anyone made it thru to this point I wish this story was funny.
To be brutally honest, it was the most consistently painful thing in my entire life, and I get cluster headaches. And I'd rather have a spell of those before I ever get sunburnt that bad again.
I mean Jesus, I've been sun burnt ... bad ... like blister, upon blister bad ... 3rd degree burn bad ... but I've never had my ankles swell up like that.
NEVER FORGET TO PUT SUNBLOCK ON YOUR ANKLES!!!!
- PonyBoy0
yikes, flavorful... nuts!!!
as far as ankles go... everytime I go play golf... I take off my shoes and socks and apply an ample amount of screen to my feet/ankles specifically for what you just wrote about.
There's nothing worse than the skin on your ankles 'bending' when you walk... and bleeding/oozing puss into your socks (been there)...
... sorry you missed the game... but it was just the yanks (you didn't miss much in my opinion!! Go Redsox... :( okay... they're not going anywhere)...
- ********0
the sun makes me think better