Witches?
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- garynuman
Are they real or just make believe like Eskimos and laser beams?
- flavorful0
Real.
Unlike Eskimos of course.
- k0na_an0k0
Bitches are very real my friend.
- pepsi0
Wiccans they are called
- flavorful0
Wiccans they are called
warlock
(Sep 5 06, 06:48)
- Concrete0
My Nan used to live next-door to a witch.
Her name was Brenda. She had a cauldron and cat called Moses because it had a white patch on its face and chest, which looked like a beard.
- i_monk0
Eskimo is a derogatory term. It means raw-meat-eater. Call them Inuit, Inuvialuit, Yupik, Inupiaq, or Kalaallit.
- CFish0
If you are unsure of a witch - throw them in a lake. If they sink they are not a witch if they float then burn them! A no win situation.
- Concrete0
Brenda had a big black mole on her left cheek and long curly fingernails. She would make flap-jacks for me and my brother. I'd get him to try them first as cup-bearer, you know check for newt tails and sheeps eyes etc
- cruz_azul0
i got dumped cause the girl i was with got love advice from a witch and told her to seal herself in a bubble
- lowimpakt0
my ex was a witch. wiccan styleee.
she was also a dickhead
- Concrete0
A girl with a dick on her head sounds like fun.
Should held on to that one, lowimpakt.
- flavorful0
Haha reminds me of the In Living Colour sketch with teh family of Dickheads.
- k0na_an0k0
long long time ago in college i met this girl at a real dive of a bar. she took me back to her place and we made our way to the bedroom.
we went in and she threw me on the bed and polished me ol' trailer hitch (know what i mean) and that's about the time my eyes adjusted to the dark room and i saw she had about 20 skulls around her room, real looking skulls not posters of skulls... the skull ashtray next to the bed was a nice touch, stuffed crows perched on the bedposts looking at the bed, everything was black with the red satanic star symbols on the walls.
but i was close so i let her finish.
then i was like 'oh yeah baby, let me go clean up a bit' and walked into her bathroom, grabbed one of her towels, covered up and went out the other door on the other side of the bathroom, grabbed my keys from the coffee table and my clothes from the floor in the living room and ran out. left my undies behind.
fuck em. they weren't worth being sacrificed for. never saw her again.
- k0na_an0k0
fuckin witches
- Jaline0
A lot of wiccans are too 'earthy', into medieval times and very astrological-based for my taste. But they're generally nice people.
- flavorful0
Haha that's creepy and funny kOna.
- kelpie0
you have an alternative form of pagan witchcraft you approve of more, Jaline?
a purist?
- khilled0
eskimos are real but are called inuits and laser beams play music so witches are most likely some form of super bitch
- paraselene0
*flies through thread on broomstick
- garynuman0
why were you carrying a knob around? weird.