I'm going to fire all of you
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- uberdesigner_
prepare yourselves.
one.
- uberdesigner_0
caucasians with dark hair will be the exception.
- JerseyRaindog0
What kind of severance deal do we get?
- k0na_an0k0
caucasians with dark hair will be the exception.
uberdesigner_
(Aug 30 06, 13:45)yay!
i have dark hair and really light eyes, does that mean you'll blow me?
- mg330
Severance package?
Take your pick!
- uberdesigner_0
yay!
i have dark hair and really light eyes, does that mean you'll blow me?
k0na_an0k
(Aug 30 06, 13:47)this means you are likely black irish and therefore should not have been hired in the first place.
- honest0
er, I know about Ken, the vice-pres and how he killed that call-girl at Yan's bachelor party. I still have the receipts from the pimp, he used a company credit card.
- flavorful0
Haha, that was actually funny on both accounts.
- uberdesigner_0
honest may stay.
- k0na_an0k0
yay!
i have dark hair and really light eyes, does that mean you'll blow me?
k0na_an0k
(Aug 30 06, 13:47)this means you are likely black irish and therefore should not have been hired in the first place.
uberdesigner_
(Aug 30 06, 13:49)i'm taking my 1 year anniversary company gift of a 32oz water bottle with me then. you bastard.
- uberdesigner_0
i'm taking my 1 year anniversary company gift of a 32oz water bottle with me then. you bastard.
k0na_an0k
(Aug 30 06, 13:54)we purchased those bottles wholesale from a research lab. they were used to dispense water to lab rats.
- k0na_an0k0
i'm taking my 1 year anniversary company gift of a 32oz water bottle with me then. you bastard.
k0na_an0k
(Aug 30 06, 13:54)we purchased those bottles wholesale from a research lab. they were used to dispense water to lab rats.
uberdesigner_
(Aug 30 06, 13:57)ah shit. i thought the rat came free with it!?!
tasty though.
- _salisae_0
i may stay
- uberdesigner_0
i may stay
_salisae_
(Aug 30 06, 14:00)I would have to give you a good stiff talking to before we decide where you stand.
- emokid0
thank you
- _salisae_0
sexual harrassment .. you're sued .. i'm taking over the company.
- uberdesigner_0
sexual harrassment .. you're sued .. i'm taking over the company.
_salisae_
(Aug 30 06, 14:04)A mere misunderstanding. I will attend a sexual harrassment seminar so that I may retain my job. You are so humiliated that you quit.
- sweaty_bollox0
but i've always been a good pair of hands on your staff...
