Osama Hates Monkeys
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- TheBlueOne
"Osama said only monkeys braid their hair. He told me that the singer Whitney Houston was the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen and that she never wore her hair braided. “I want you to fix your hair like hers from now on,” he said. “I can't put my fingers through it when it's braided.”
- Teeuwen0
"But other times he would become this devout party boy who wanted to hear Van Halen or some B-52's. To this day I hear the song “Rock Lobster” in my sleep. I would be jerking around like a white girl—“Dance like a Caucasoid girl!” he would say—and his eyes would track me from one side of the terrace to the other. “Your ass is too big, show me the front,” he said. Osama, you understand, did not know the difference between being vicious and being tender."
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hahahaha what a romantic guy he is!
- kungfukid0
i think he needs to get out more often.
- TheBlueOne0
Things I learned from this article:
1) Osama digs the black women
2) Osama has a posse
3) Osama likes the B-52's
4) Osama has a a zesty salmon-orange complexion
5) Osama got the pimp handAll of sudden, so many things make more sense...
- Teeuwen0
"The first night I met him, at a restaurant, I ran out the door, gripped by terror, and drove home. "
no shit?
- ********0
sludderfest
- Teeuwen0
"I made a pot of tea and served him chunky crab salad on pita crackers and thickened tofu with dates in it. His lust was thick. He smoked a little marijuana from a gold hookah, sipping his tea and instructing me that I was always to keep hot tea for his “kif-canbo,” to ease the burn in his chest."
FINALLY proof for the relationship between drugs and terror!!!!!
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- Teeuwen0
lol Osama likes the B52's..
gets so many more meanings now..
- Teeuwen0
this article is fucking surreal..
"He talked about America. He laughed and rambled on about his favorite TV shows: The Wonder Years, Miami Vice, and MacGyver. "
i wonder what he learned from McGyver..
..14 seconds later....
- _me_0
Osama loves Whitney!
- Teeuwen0
hot or..
http://poetwomen.50megs.com/
- TheBlueOne0
"(Whitney) is just brainwashed by American culture and her husband—Bobby Brown, whom Osama talked about having killed"
See, THAT'S what he should have done...
- TheBlueOne0
hot or..
poetwomen.50megs.com
Teeuwen
(Aug 24 06, 07:12)
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Well, I guess creepy radical terrorists can't be choosers...even if they got posse..
- uberdesigner_0
she should dump bobby brown for osama. imagine that
- TheBlueOne0
she should dump bobby brown for osama. imagine that
uberdesigner_
(Aug 24 06, 07:14)
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And then have MTV do a reality show about that...
- Teeuwen0
she should dump bobby brown for osama. imagine that
uberdesigner_
(Aug 24 06, 07:14)
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And then have MTV do a reality show about that...
TheBlueOne
(Aug 24 06, 07:24)Where they'll have to keep CIA out the door and kill Bobby Brown and smoke lots of marijuhana provided by e-pill..
- jevad0
"He laughed and rambled on about his favorite TV shows: The Wonder Years, Miami Vice, and MacGyver."
hahahaha
- k0na_an0k0
"He then microwaved a bagel and had sex with it..."
- Gucci0
hang on... isn't that that crazy bitch from a few months back that no one believes?