Re: Vive la France
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- sandpipe
ES LEBE DEUTSCHLAND.
I'm always on time. My work is always on time and very accurate. You can always rely on me. My workingplace is clean. My house is clean. I drive a Mercedes Benz which is also clean. I love to ride the Autobahn and after a hard working day, which cannot be hard enough, i love to drink a good cold german beer. I love my live.
- kelpie0
G'ON YERSEL SCOTLAND!
I'm seldom on time for anything, my hair is attractively ginger, I drink like a fish, I'm your best pal after about 3 pints, I distrust authority and I'm scared of successful people, I take the football far too seriously, I'll piss in your fountains, I smoke hash made out of rubber, I have a great voice for radio when I'm sober enough to speak. I have to move the rubbish from infront of my door to get out in the morning.
I hate my life, but what the hell you have to laugh!