AssTongue
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- pepsi0
LOL
- Bottlerocket0
When he says 'This kebab tastes like shit"...you know, he's not joking at all!
- CALLES0
so many comments out of this one that i dont know where to begin
- HumanMale0
Do you think he'll let any potential new girlfriends know about this?!
You can worth out the rest for yourselves, I ain't going to draw you a picture.
- Teeuwen0
lol bottle.
when he french-kisses a girl he'd say: "You have no idea what it is your are wrapping your tongue around now.."
- chossy0
I've onnly done that a couple of times and I knew them quite well.
- Bottlerocket0
If he was gay and went for a 'back sack and crack" in preperation for the mardi gras..would they have to wax his tongue as well?
- Bottlerocket0
god I am bored.
I hate notice periods....
- Teeuwen0
tongue bleaching
- mg330
Cool!
I would have asked for a horse tongue or something.
- Teeuwen0
i'd have a penis there. that would be a nice surprise for the ladies..
also a whole new dimension to the idea of a blowjob..
- Teeuwen0
taking a piss would be a whole different adventure as well!
- Bottlerocket0
You think women would appreciate you jizzing in their mouth when you're having a snog?
- CALLES0
i would have tattooed the buttucks area before the transplant... can you tattoo your tounge?
- CALLES0
*buttocks
- Teeuwen0
i think it is possible.
i wonder what his ass looks like now.. probably a hole in it in the shape of a tongue haha..
- HumanMale0
You think women would appreciate you jizzing in their mouth when you're having a snog?
Bottlerocket
(Aug 23 06, 08:02)
----------------------A true 3some experience until 'cocktongue' is invented...
- Teeuwen0
'cocktongue' what a concept. fucking brill. i will become a surgeon now.
- kelpie0
this thread is headed for Bad Place, fast.
- Teeuwen0
Bad
Place?