shit the bed!
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- liquid0
happy bday...
- gramme0
happy birfday dawg
- algorithm0
happy B-day
after calming me down with some orange slices
And some fetal spooning
ET revealed to me his singular purpose
He said you are the chosen one
The one who'll deliver the message
A message of hope for those who chose to hear it
And a warning for those who do not
Me, the chosen one, they chose me
And I didn't graduate from fucking high school
- gramme0
Can't remember what they said to me...
- tkmeister0
happy b-day!!
- Visia0
weeeeel, shit. Happy FN Birthday bro.
It's 5pm here, about 11pm there I think so I'm assuming that you're now shitfaced and covered in naked ladies.
Have a good one. In your honour I'm going to go out and get shitfaced tonight. And, no, I really wasn't going to do that anyway. I'm doing is special . . . just for you . . . because you're special.