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What would you say? I might have my chance tonight.
"Motherfucker" will have been said about 2,673 times by the time I (might) run into him I'm sure.
I'd have to ask him wtf he was thinking when he made 51st state
"MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!!!"
Guarantee you he would give you a high five... oh no, wait, this is shellie... he'd give a you hug and try to make out with you.
fuckermother juicyburger jedi scum
sam can you just stop getting killed in your movies?
RE: The Man (with that guy who plays the dad on american pie) "Scared this will be this movie will be your 2nd consecutive New Line flops."
"Did you at least try to talk Lucas out of killing off the one black jedi in history?"
The black guy always dies unless you have a snake tazor.
"Rick James Bitch!"
"I know i know im the token black jedi.... but this is ridiculous. What about affirmative action?"
just casually walk past him with a drink in your hand, maybe a beer.
sip it and go 'MMM MMM BITCH! SAM JACKSON ALE!'
"whaat won't you do for money?"
Ask him if he really is black and try to pull of his mask.
call him "Mr Señor Love Daddy"
Call him "Lando Calrissian"...
Give him your autograph :D
mumble something and when he says "what?" pull out a great big hand canon and yell "SAY WHAT ONE MORE TIME. I DARE YOU. SAY WHAT ONE MORE MOTHERFUCKING TIME!!!"
What's it like going from crackhead to moviestar?
LOL@theblueone and grunttt!