lil tips for freelancers
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make a custom invoice and use it for everything. Make sure each time to give it a unique number and put a due date of 1 month from the date you send it.
Oh and either snail mail it to the client OR make sure to send as a PDF.
*just my 2 cents*
- mrdobolina0
Add a clinet non-performance clause to your contracts. If they fuck around for 30 days, you get paid and don't finish the job.
- mr_snuggles0
Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas, with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.
- TheBlueOne0
When things get to you, remove shirt, open window, lean out, and sing this song:
- mrdobolina0
never complete work early.
- ********0
I have no wisdom to pass on
- blaw0
Add a clinet non-performance clause to your contracts. If they fuck around for 30 days, you get paid and don't finish the job.
mrdobolina
(Aug 16 06, 05:51)----
this is very good. i worked at a company that did this and it worked quite well for them.
seems like it would be trickier to pull off in the more personable world of freelance. is it?
- kelpie0
always cut away from the hand.
- wendell0
tip for money then: a tip!?get a tip?
i am tipping to. i am putting my lines of poems on english for {street} people in the walking street to take in:
eks. 1:"you come when you come down, would I become you, my own embrace? Is my cock refused by the doorman? if its advice you come with, come in
my hand, and come down!" So what i become was made.. was provided, and to death!feed back?iam not so-oo well none in english
- ********0
dead brill.
one.
- Mal0
save money on carpets buy tying 2 carpet samples to your feet when you come home.
- Mal0
OLD telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know.
- Mal0
Bearded men can obtain the appearance of an upper class Arctic
explorer by simply applying Tippex to their beards, painting their
noses blue, and cutting off a couple of toes. It never fails to
impress the girls.
- mr_snuggles0
Don't ever date a former miss cambodia, even if the price seems reasonable...
- Mal0
Play "Indiana Jones" with your pet mouse using a length of drainpipe
and a cricket ball.
- Amp0
Research the company. If they sound sketchy, they probably are. Google their address and make sure its real.
- Mal0
An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator
- Mal0
PEOPLE whose surname is Toblerone should always take along an empty 'Toblerone' chocolate box when attending interviews for office jobs. This would save your potential employer the expense of having to make a name plaque for your desk, and therefore increase your chances of getting the job.
- mrdobolina0
blaw, hide it in the contract and make no mention of it. It is pretty easy to explain though if need be. I, as a freelancer, cannot have 15 clients on at one time. So things need to be finished in a timely manner.
- HumanMale0
If your going to smoke, don't smoke cheap cigarettes just because they are cheap. Cancer is cancer, regardless of price.